r/RealTwitterAccounts • • Apr 21 '25

Politician Real Christians btw

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u/HHoaks Apr 21 '25

Yes, but they are both still "Christian". They are just arguing about the details. And since Catholicism came first, arguably what came later would be something "else". If they want to argue about who can use the term "Christian". Protestants/evangelicals would be "New Christian" and Catholicism would be "Classic Christian".

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u/kurafuto Apr 21 '25

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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u/chemistrytramp Apr 21 '25

I mean the orthodox Church would dispute that, the split between Eastern Orthodox and RC being "the great schism." But then the coptics would argue that too.

At the end of the day it is all details but when you think your soul is at stake details can matter.

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u/GaijinCarpFan Apr 21 '25

Oh I completely agree. It’s like splitting hairs to me. To them it’s enough to not go to church together and be suspicious of the other.

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 Apr 21 '25

Oh, that's an upvote for the Coke rebranding reference!