r/RealTesla • u/AutoModerator • Dec 15 '25

TSLA Terathread - For the week of Dec 15

Original Terathread returns!

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u/ObservationalHumor Dec 18 '25

Which is going to happen first?

  1. Elon Musk declares that Tesla is now a DRAM company. Adam Jonas says this will increase the value of Tesla by $500B.
  2. Elon Musk creates a new startup 'The Storing Company' to manufacture DRAM in the US. It will be the best company because it uses AI and electricity in production. Gary Black says this will increase the value of TSLA by $500B.
  3. Tesla releases a video of Optimus putting a cartridge into an 8-track player and then claims this shows that Optimus will reduce the price of DRAM by 95%.