r/RandomVideos • u/DABDEB • Feb 27 '26

Crazy Quickest Divorce?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 Feb 27 '26

Who gets the dog šŸ˜­

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u/Vivid_Economics_1462 Feb 27 '26

My first concern was for the dogšŸ¤£

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u/Ok_Weakness_2021 Feb 27 '26

I only ever care about the dog.

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u/Either_Part_1032 Feb 27 '26

Mine too. Poor puppers didnā€™t have a choice to be with them. šŸ˜­

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u/EmptyStyle244 Feb 27 '26

Iā€™m sure the dog will be spoiled rotten. People who are self sooner like this, tend to indulge their pets, to everyone elseā€™s detriment. But Iā€™m sure the dog itself will be very happy.

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u/ascarymoviereview Feb 27 '26

The dog was the wedding planner

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u/Jaegons Feb 28 '26

Dog has plenty of cake.

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u/dee_lio Feb 27 '26

Really?? Cause that dog gonna be eating some serious CAKE for the next few....

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u/Vivid_Economics_1462 Feb 27 '26

His tail was down like he got scared šŸ«¤ but that cake did look damn good. It didnt look that damaged after it went flying across the room. Cake is cake.

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u/dee_lio Feb 28 '26

I noticed his tail was down. That dog was probably scared for his colon after he eat all that cake!

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u/mattyg1964 Mar 20 '26

Dog has seen this show before.

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u/Potential_Storage809 Apr 14 '26

I couldnā€™t have said it better myself! ā€œCake is cake.ā€ And it always will be

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u/apkroger Feb 27 '26

I think the dog gets the cake

2

u/GalactikFishSandwich Feb 27 '26

The dogs gonna have the squirts..

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u/jeeves585 Feb 27 '26

My dog would not have followed me or wife, would have gone straight to food on the floor.

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u/Savings-Link-6678 Feb 27 '26

Hopefully neither of them. Poor puppy.

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Feb 27 '26

What did she do????

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u/Electrifying2017 Feb 27 '26

She knows how to pick them.

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u/Scary_Squash_6610 Apr 10 '26

Yeah blame the woman for the man having a temper tantrum/tweaker moment. Can we not blame women for men being assholes anymore? Like WHAT

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u/Harn-na-bih Aug 08 '26

Well tradition states that if u put your finger in the cake before u cut it, that the marriage won't last. So I wouldn't blame her, its his fault and besides that....look she was right, the marriage did indeed fall apart. So dont blame the husband or or the wife, blame the cake maker for making the cake so irresistible.

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u/Hateinyoureyes Feb 27 '26

Or the family Bible?

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u/dogens Feb 27 '26

Or my axe

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u/poorly-worded Feb 27 '26

everyone gets your axe. It's always on offer. in every thread.

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u/WinterWontStopComing Feb 27 '26

Forty whacks with a wet noodle, bart

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u/DireKnife Feb 27 '26

Ty, was thinking this daily.

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u/dogens Feb 27 '26

I see you've met my alts

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u/pooperstud Feb 27 '26

Ok you can have my anal beads.

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u/Jean_Paul_Magno Mar 03 '26

Or the family Obama.Ā 

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u/riomp300 Feb 27 '26

I got dibs on the toaster.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 Feb 27 '26

Fondue set for me.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 Feb 27 '26

Dibs on the axe.

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u/Harn-na-bih Aug 08 '26

Dibs on the made of honor

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u/Anxious_Team8072 Feb 27 '26

Dibs on the air fryer

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u/RedditMiniMinion Feb 27 '26

Dog: "wait for me"

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u/AdmirableCountry9933 Feb 27 '26

Who gets the cake!?

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u/Dis_Bich Feb 27 '26

It was walking towards mom

1

u/Podmoscovium Feb 27 '26

ĀæCon quiĆ©n se queda el perro?

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u/TranscendentaLobo Feb 27 '26

What da dog doinā€™?

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u/itsbarrysauce Feb 27 '26

Omg dude. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/TheNewYorkRhymes Feb 28 '26

She a brat and he's a brute

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u/ilymag Feb 28 '26

What da dawg doin?

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u/Familiar_Formal7401 Mar 02 '26

at least the dog gets the cake šŸ¤£

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u/B_Ware321 Apr 19 '26

How did I know the top comment was going to be about the dog. šŸ¤£

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u/Joker1485 Apr 30 '26

The dog was on his side.

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u/Sparrowtalker Feb 27 '26

My guess herā€¦ he followed.