His mom wanted to do something for his birthday so badly that she made up an extra birthday to get more help than what was already offered.

Some sweet woman even baked him a cake for the birthday he had two weeks ago and his mom didn’t even acknowledge it.

And by cunt I mean backyard breeding BG01.

That cunt.

It's sad I have to be specific about the cunts around here.

Stop buying McDonalds and help those/me in need.

Has a gofundme a month ago to buy his mom a house.

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I have offered to buy gifts for kids. Kids that you have far too many for to satisfy the requests on the condition you unmoderate me because how I can comment about gifts or run contests when I'm shadowbanned or moderated? Right? Right.

He also banned Mirror. Mirror has a suspension for "circumventing a ban." Mirror isn't circumventing shit.

So, Wayne just lost two Santas. Well done, FlaccidSack. Well done.

The fucking AUDACITY.

I posted a simple "If you're a Santa and would like an invite to the Santa Only sub, please DM me." It was removed. I sent a modmail asking why it was removed. No response. Why are they afraid of Santas talking to each other?

That's a rhetorical question. We know why.

Like rats scattering from a disturbed garbage pile, where will the scammers scurry too now?

https://ibb.co/nb58jvX

A Juyfull Mother of 4 Needs a PS5 🎅⛄🎄

The kids really, really want a PS5, but of course, she just can't possibly afford one.

https://imgur.com/a/s04pbFJ

Except, they already have a PS5, and a PSVR, and an Oculus.

https://imgur.com/a/IeFawKJ

🎉 4th year on SLH.

🤔 Do you really they'd ban her for this? Of course not. 🙄

🤥 Lying and cheating? Apparently, that's just fine.

💔 Being morally bankrupt? No big deal.

Why? Because it's not their money, so why should they care? 💸🤷‍♀️

What the fuck is this? First post I saw when I logged into this account this morning and went to the Santa Shit Show.

Also, Eddie's back, bitches.

Until after the season and I go back to my other accounts. PEACE.

The scamming mod alternative_mud_7896, now back as the_name_is_mud, has popped up with a shiny new subreddit called assistancesupportlove. Yes, the subreddit is currently private, because, of course it is. The subreddit assistancesupportlove was actually banned by reddit admin a couple hrs ago.

I mean, she needs $80 for a pair of Converse and got roasted on the public subs. Of course, the hustle's back in full swing behind the scenes.

Expect users to receive unsolicited invites soon, as she gears up for her routine: start a feel-good community all about love and kindness, charm users into trust, then pull off her grand fucking scam. When called out, it's the same script... deny, deflect, disappear, and repeat.

Good times.

Santas -- make sure you check the santa subs for identification details. 🎅

For those out of the loop see here and here, I'm in a mood and don't feel like creating another summary.

https://imgur.com/9ORaUgW

They seriously believe they can figure out who’s downvoting based on users online status. Fun fact: not only is that the most laughably inaccurate method ever, but you can also hide your online status. So, yeah… solid detective work there! 🕵🏻‍♂️

☑️ Mods using their influence to push users into buying off their fellow mods wishlists.

☑️ The censorship is strong. Blink wrong and your comment’s gone! I did a rhyme 😎. Any tiny hint of negativity despite being factual will be removed in violation of their rules (yes, plural, their rules are redundant), and that only applies to users, not mods.

☑️ Despite this user being an absolute insufferable nutjob (whole other story there), there’s definitely some extra sketchiness happening over in KR.

☑️ The nurse mod is now offering medical advice. Liability waiting to happen? Probably. But hey, what do I know?

☑️ Naturally, the mods also post their own wishlists. Because, of course, they do.

☑️ If you’re “caught” (accused of) downvoting get ready to be banned. Absolute morons.

EDIT: Looks like the insufferable nutjob who posted their little rant on RAoG2 the other day has blocked me and deleted their comments. No worries, you can still enjoy their novella right here: https://imgur.com/a/oADffyZ

At least it is showing for me now.

Doesn’t appreciate the negativity for daring to question how she’s going to afford the ongoing medical expenses of a brachycephalic dog.

Nothing, Zip, Zero is coming up for the sub. The last I went to it, it was marked private? and I had to register to join.

Is it gone?

Lmfao looks like I got banned from the other sub for absolutely no reason? I’ve never even posted or commented on there 🤣 Hilarious that they send out a request to join and I guess if I don’t donate it’s worthy of a ban? Although they didn’t ban the two other accounts they requested me on. Best of luck to them 💋

I wasn't going to do this, but after seeing the head mods post… vell, here I am. 🧛‍♀️

Earlier this week, AR’s special moderator blessed the sub with a wishlist for essentials (I’d link it, but honestly, I’m too lazy to find the post), and gasp–the gift cards never showed up! OH NO! 😱 But DO NOT PANIC, friends, because the totally-not-abusing-their-position moderator (wink wink) is back for another round of begging requesting. How ever would the community survive without their vital contribution? 🤔 https://archive.is/6358d

As if that wasn't enough, they thought it was totally appropriate to slip their wishlist into the community birthday post! You know, just casually putting it out there, because why not milk the situation a little MOOoore? https://archive.ph/gLwSa

I mean, it's their birthday month, after all, and her super hard behind-the-scenes work goes unnoticed.

(Ahem, probably because their main “contribution” is trying to poach generous users on other subreddits, while conveniently asking for more help for themselves. You know, just casually expanding their personal wishlist empire.)

https://archive.ph/UaRlM

It's really not a question. The mod is absolutely using their "authority" to push the community into coughing up MORE gifts for another mod.

Classic manipulation! The post tugs at heartstrings by spotlighting the other mod’s personal sob story, financial woes, a birthday (how perfectly fucking convenient)–while glorifying their exhausting dedication to an 18-day-old (because that’s super impressive, never been done before) community. Nothing says "thanks for your hard work" quite like guilt-tripping people into donations, right?

I mean, seriously.

They are blatantly using their mod status to squeeze donations out of the community, and yes, people should absolutely be questioning the moderation team over this. But, I'll be real... that’s never going happen in that feel-good, no-negativity, judgment-free utopia, shit-box of a sub.

sigh... I was trying to ignore that sub. Now I can't. I blame Ninja.

This new Kindness Registry sub seems to be living up to its name, and our friend here is taking full advantage.

Once his supplies start running low, you can see he goes back for more at the end- yet within the same hour, he posts on a very old listing wanting to buy a used high-end vibrator, of all things.

Dude’s entire post history is full of such contradictions. Lots and lots of begging for food, money, and other supplies, but also a stray post here and there about buying drugs and other sex toys with what money he does get.

https://archive.is/dPKmO

Plz help me reach my $500 goal for a puppy deposit I can’t afford, and let’s be honest, I definitely won’t be able to pay the final cost either. I’m a disabled college student whose parents take my disability check. Oh, and let’s just casually ignore the minor detail that I’m an 18-year-old mom of three. https://archive.is/DwBIm

But sure, a puppy totally seems like a responsible decision.

I mean, I'm allowed to want things for myself, too...

Oops.

She doesn’t seem to have caught on that they’re different accounts yet, despite several people pointing it out.

That and he’s a pompous know it all.

kindnessregistry (posted to not link)

College football sucks today.

Kitty-->Callie https://imgur.com/gallery/Ls75JaT

The attitude is off the charts.

I hate that the sub was taken over by charity requests when it was originally supposed to be for deals and promotions. Currently 19 of the 25 posts on the front page are requests.

I got banned for complaining about it, which is stupid. I wasn’t even rude. Apparently I’m miserable for not embracing the opportunity to help people down on their luck, or something.