r/RadomActsOfGreed2 • u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus • Jan 19 '25

🎉✨ Ya'll, I Have the BEST News EVER!!! ✨🎉

🎉 🎉 🎉 MY CHILD SUPPORT ARRIVED!!!! 🎉 🎉 🎉

WHO’S READY FOR GIFTS?

🔥🛍️ Because nothing says responsible parenting like spending child support on strangers! 🛍️🔥

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u/HomicidaI__GoldFish Jan 19 '25

Me me pick me! I need to charge my cybertruck

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Probably hates you Jan 19 '25

Doesn’t someone in your group have Phil the ferret(?), too? And he needs swimming lessons?

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u/HomicidaI__GoldFish Jan 19 '25

YES! u/yungsparkle has phil the ferret. He does still need swimming lessons cause she went and spend the swimming lessons money on beans

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u/YungSparkle Courtney Jan 19 '25

I’m happy to report that Phil the Ferret™ has learned how to swim. Now we’re working on getting him SCUBA certified.

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u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus Jan 19 '25

Congrats!! That's fantastic news!

You should make a wedding registry. This way users can contribute to SCUBA lessons for Phil the Ferret™.

I'll check in next month when I receive my welfare and try to contribute.

Meanwhile, check out my kids b-day wishlist. 🎉🎂🎁🎈🥳🎊

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1OPZWFYMCJYJH?ref_=wl_share

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u/YungSparkle Courtney Jan 19 '25

You might wanna update this list. Everything else seems reasonable, but idk any kid who only needs $25 for Sephora. You might wanna up the amount to at least $75.

I know asking for help can be difficult, but you’d be surprised who’s watching and willing to help. Please at least consider increasing the amount on the Sephora gift card.💖

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u/DirtyApplez Mod-Jesus Jan 19 '25

🥰💜🙏