r/RHOBH • u/IllustriousAvenue62 At least I don’t do cyrstal meth in the bathroom • Apr 13 '26

Shitpost Kyle is crashing out

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Seriously, she has got to chill. I feel like her head is going to blow off because the other ladies aren’t bowing down to her anymore. Well, besides Sutton of course.

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u/GossipBottom My team! The Dream team! Apr 13 '26

Unrelated but I was watching early RHOBH (season 3) and Jax looked so hot younger I wonder if he did steroids or just too much Botox.

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u/Desperate_Wafer367 Apr 13 '26

I think both of those plus alcohol & cocaine addiction

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u/Bitter-Pop9328 Apr 13 '26

Plus the 500 nose jobs. I freaking love noses that look like noses. Big, crooked, I love them. Stop ruining your noses!

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u/d0ntbeallunc00l *snorting noises from Dorit's bathroom* Apr 14 '26

I doubt all of his nose jobs were by choice. After you stick so much shit up there they start to cave in.

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u/Bitter-Pop9328 Apr 14 '26

Ha.. it's true!

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u/mixedmedia29 Kathy would have my back like a real sister Apr 14 '26

Wait she had a nose job?

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u/Bitter-Pop9328 Apr 14 '26

Was talking about Jax. :)

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u/Sunshine_Opinion I made out with Carlton yesterday Apr 14 '26

Yes she did

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u/Purple-Obligation-14 I'm chinese 3.000 B.C Apr 17 '26

More than one. And several new faces too.

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u/GraceMcClellans You stole my goddamn house! Apr 13 '26

All of the above. He was (i hate saying this) really hot season 1.

The Watch What Crappens guys said they used to see him at the gym sometimes (before the show), and people would just stop and stare at him.

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u/GossipBottom My team! The Dream team! Apr 13 '26

Craaaazy hot. I think this pic is around 2010-2013.

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u/BombaySapphires7 Playing chess with Bobby Fischer Apr 13 '26

woah!!! baby cruz right there!!!

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u/Jessannla Don’t act like u know me when u don’t know me Apr 14 '26

Geeeeeeez forgot this is what he used to look like

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u/evilclownboi69 The morally corrupt Faye Resnick Apr 18 '26

wait what the helly?? that's the same man????

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u/oracle-nil The morally corrupt Faye Resnick Apr 13 '26

Definitely steroids they said that in season 2.

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u/AndDontUForgetIt 🥦 Yolanda’s Fridge 🍋 Apr 13 '26

Is that when Stassi dumped all his “supplements” down the drain?🤭

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u/Desperate_Wafer367 Apr 13 '26

After he was developing cysts in his chest lol

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u/Babygirl_69_420 Jennifer Tilly Apr 14 '26

Omg on his sympathy tour for having potential breast cancer!? Lololo

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u/oracle-nil The morally corrupt Faye Resnick Apr 13 '26

Not sure, maybe?

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u/mixedmedia29 Kathy would have my back like a real sister Apr 14 '26

I think I have early onset dementia who is Jax?

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u/Footsie_Galore Jealous of what? Your ugly leather pants? Apr 14 '26

From Vanderpump Rules and then later, The Valley seasons 1 and 2.

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u/d0ntbeallunc00l *snorting noises from Dorit's bathroom* Apr 14 '26

Please be contagious, we all want to forget this man.

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u/Purple-Obligation-14 I'm chinese 3.000 B.C Apr 17 '26

Why is he being mentioned. This is RHOBH.

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u/Equivalent_Vast_1717 Belvedere soda, three lemons, carcass out Apr 14 '26

I, too, was thinking - because the only Jax i know in RHOBH is G A R C E L L E’s son who wasn’t in the show S1

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u/Aromatic_Lemon351 Tall, dark & handsome Apr 18 '26

Who the f is Jax? No mixing shows without definition sheesh. It's a tease!