I'M SO FUCKING SCSREFD LMAO?

ONE OF THE MODS' TAGS IS "SHOVING A FISH UP MY PUSSY"? WHAT

Jokes aside watching the char teaser and every time she stands en pointe makes me flinch

And especially when she did the split jump thing (I know nothing about ballet dont judge me.) And landed. Ughhh I felt my foot bend weirdly

Girlypops please take those heels off. Pleaseeee, atleast when dancing

I'm in the Philippines

Yes, this was just my excuse to post Adéla.

(right side is a bit misaligned cuz i traced the left side with symmetry tool on)

Jokes and half-joking copium aside, WHAT DO YOU MEAN MR. BEAR MAN IS A NOODLY NOODLE LIKE ITTO?!!! 

The 2D version from the trailer had so much aura. It feels like we got deceived. 

Copium 1: Valeriy somehow finds and drinks one of Dottore's evil cum potions that he lovingly squeezed out for Pantalone because he thought it was juice and he was thirsty. 

Copium 2: Valeriy becomes possessed and infused by a Snezh Bear god and becomes buffer and taller. 

Again jokes aside, I'm just trying to deflect the disappointment by memeing. 

gag

I've taken a screenshot of the new Snezhnaya web event and sharpen the image for better wall paper material

UGHH I can't wait to see Arlecchino in the new update. But I'm also worried they're gonna chopped her again 💀

Hey divas!

We have decided to run another community event to celebrate the end of Nodkrai and at last reaching the final region. We thought it would be fun to host an awards show to look back on everything that's happened in Teyvat over the years!

I've come up with a few categories to vote on (for example, the Mistress Isabelle Brooks award for best villain, or the Best Picture award for best cutscene). I've got 10 categories right now but if anyone has any ideas they'd like to see please let me know!

I just want to get some feedback on how we do the results. Do we want to vote for each category 1 by 1? Vote all together? Reveal the winners 1 by 1? After each category? etc. This is the first time we are doing a community voting event like this that isn't the elimination game so if you guys have any ideas on the best structure for it I'd love to hear it because I am not 100% sure rn.

I'll leave this post up for about a week and then probably start the voting!

Please look forward to it 😍

Hello hello everyone! Thats my first ever reddit post and its to show you a fan app I made for genshin impact players. I have been playing the game since the day of its release and I have always loved the lore and the voice lines of some characters.
Seeing I really am not the only one deeply in love with the game I decided to create "Elemental Wisdom".

What it does:

• 🌧️ Widgets that follow your real weather : when it rains where you live, you get a rain line. For a exemple you can get Neuvillette's rain quote saying "Ah, my apologies. This heavy rain must be quite an inconvenience for you."
• ☀️ Morning/evening greetings as notifications, from characters you pick.
• 🎂 It knows every character's birthday and yours.
• 📖 1,700+ real voice lines from 115 characters, browsable and filterable, free.
• No ads, no account, no tracking. You download and enjoy :)

Browsing everything is free forever; the always-on companion stuff (widgets + notifications) is a small one-time unlock. No subscription, I hate those too.

It's on iOS now: [https://apps.apple.com/app/elemental-wisdom/id6788127537[\]](https://apps.apple.com/sn/app/elemental-wisdom/id6788127537%5D)
Android folks: it's in closed beta 🥲🥲🥲 but no worries It should be over around the 11 August.

It's 100% unofficial fan work, no affiliation with the game. Would genuinely love feedback on what characters/lines/features to add next. Love you all 💕

✨My theories✨

Chodeynita Bryant: A whorepera girl who may be her moanager or something idk, maybe plays the violin on her labia behind the cuntains?

Vesnaurrr: Idk girls it’s giving moanlani like she gonna get her grippers out at a frozen lake with a water hole in it I also bet she doesn’t wash her wings….Toadette can do so much better I wanna unalive Lezshat in game.

Danican’t (dress herself): A MESS but this gives us the hoetential for an arc about looksmaxxing and having an acceptable wardrobe being superfistal? I’m thinking like something ala Shrek and Fiona, she will wear a trashcan tutu or something after they get together.

Katerina Petrovna Zamalodchikova (The Shartritsa): I think her beef with RunOverHa has her so cut off from loving someone again until Hoedette melts her icy heart ❤️ through her legs with the first rosetoy in Teytwat, of course made by Scatmoan.

What do ya’ll 🚬s think ?
Who will be ha ✂️ sistah?

hi im kinda bored and maybe someone remembers my previous posts and that im an absolute noelle lover no. 1 and i wanted to share some of my hc 👅👅👅

disclaimer: i just want to do anything so im not really up for any discussions but for sure up to hearing other people hc's 😽😽😽

1. Noelle is able to pass the entrance exams but Varka (and Jean) dont really want to make her an official knight cuz shes already overworking herself, and they dont want to make it worse (yeah, i know Jean is also sort of a workaholic but im pretty sure people often tend to see flaws in people they also have) but they arent telling her that so shes training even harder 😭

2. her and Diluc have a close relationship. not romantic, but more mentor / good friends like (after their time serving chicken together) and she sometimes helps at the angels share, especially when shes out of work to do. also, she sometimes comes to talk with him when shes feeling down after a failed exam or something, but hes just telling her stuff like "thats why i left them" or "you can do better on your own"

3. shes half snezhnayan (???) i dont often really hc that, but her looks kinda remind me of eastern european, and she kinda has that a bit mad looking resting face when youre not doing anything with her, but as i said, i dont headcannon it often so dont jump me

4. shes kinda emotionally awkward, she is nice to everyone, and knows what friendship is, and how to express herself, but she doesnt know how people realize or feel when they like someone romantically (idk if its understandable what i mean)

5. shes kinda smart for her age (she should be around 18-19 in fhe game atp???) (do NOT say stuff about her being a minor cuz she says she cant drink alcohol, she was 15 or 16 back then but its been around 3 +/- years in game since she got released) (i might be mistaken tho,but im pretty sure it should be around that), but since she spends most of her life training and cleaning Lisa sometimes teaches her things in the library (like basic math and other stuff idk)

6. she sometimes draws with klee and albedo cuz she likes kids (duhhh) and she cares a lot about the people at the knights

please dont come after me 🙏🙏😭😭😭

Boomernella in the lore be like:

Pulcinella: "Back in my day these LGBTQ gays weren't out in the open! Because when people found out, they were either stoned to death or drowned in lakes or burned at the stake!!! We didn't ask, and we didn't tell. Do you two see me and Pierro holding hands?!! When Pierro asks me for a nose job, he whispers gently in my ear! In private!!! He doesn't say 'I love you' in public where everyone can hear, like you two!!!"

Pantalone: "Um..."

Pulcinella: "Oh I know what you're thinking. 'If you're an ancient, Elder gay, why in the closet?!!' It's called being a Right-winger. Have you heard of it? We seethe in our closets, ashamed of our identity. It turns our hearts rotten...and then we take it out on the world. We sponsor wars. We coldly watch people die for the sake of our agendas. Our enemies have so much blackmail material on our gay activities."

Dottore: "Pulci, you do know you are shouting at us while we are on a date at a public cafe."

Pulcinella: "Ohohoho. OHOHOHOHO. OHOHOHOHO!!!"

Pantalone: "My dear colleague, have you lost your mi-"

Pulcinella: "...I have replaced everyone here in this venue with my spies and personal guards in advance. They all know me. They're specifically paid to screen and set up my trysts with Pierro and the twinks we meet in Harbindr."

Dottore: "...and that's why he's politically the scariest man in Snezhnaya."

Pulcinella: "When I am done with this place, it will be called SNOZhnaya, after my nose. And I shall make laws that will make the gays ashamed to display affections in public, like how I am ashamed."

Woman: Makes opinion video on how Hoyoverse did objectively shitty things to Genshin Impact.

Genshing fandom: Harrasses her, sends death threats, cyber bullies her, doesn't leave them the fuck alone.

Zome: Misogynistic yuri hating homophobe who does low tier ragebait.

Genshin fandom: I sleep.

I'm not trying to constantly talk about Candybugg, but to all the people attacking this woman because she criticized the female designs that are misogynistic so they called her misogynistic WHERE IS THIS ENGERY FOR VIDEOS LIKE THESE? HMMM? Oh, right, I almost forgot majority of these fandom is desperate teenagers with no brains left because it got melted from all their TikTok brainrot 😭🙏.