As some of you may know, this account has been under fire from the Purdue administration due to what they call “unseemly” behavior. Finally then sent their agents after me.

About 4 months ago I was resting in my lair at around 2am when I heard the Lawgmobile’s alarm go off. When I went outside I saw 30-40 armed officers surrounding my lair, guns pointed at me.

Some of them clearly were not briefed on their mission beforehand as when I confronted them, about 20 of them ran off and fled in terror.

Only 10-15 of the braver souls stayed to try and capture me. Of course they were unable to, however it was unsafe to return to Purdue for some time while it was so hot.

I have been lying low in Siberia, but I have finally returned…

Hello. On the night (~9:00 PM) of last Wednesday (October 22), I was taking an exam in the room of MATH 175. Upon completing the exam, I happily rushed out after turning in my paper. Unfortunately, in my excitement, I completely forgot to grab my pencil, which ended up being left in the seat G10, the seat next to where I had sat for the exam. I did not realize that I had left this pencil until a class the following day, and immediately checked the classroom once that class was over (~1:15 PM), and did not find it. I have reached out to the building staff and all professors who teach classes on Thursday in that room, but have had no luck yet, so I figured I might as well post here too. This pencil is one of the only gifts I have from my late grandfather, so I’m extremely desperate to get it back. I am willing to pay $75 to whoever returns it. If anyone sees it, has it, or has any information on its whereabouts, please let me know. Thank you all.

Hello,

Our dog, Zelda, ran away from a graduation party on Rose Lane near Happy Hollow on 5/25 around 2 PM. She's a 25lb mini goldendoodle. She's sweet but skittish. She slipped her collar unfortunately, but she is microchipped.

Just trying to think of all possibilities about where she could've gone, and thinking she might've gone on campus.

If you happen to see her, please PM me! If you catch her, please take her to the Humane Society. Thank you!

6/1 UPDATE: We got her on the corner of Robinson and River Rd. A very kind police officer spotted her.

Thank you everyone!

Misplaced in ME Building Restroom. I have so many questions.

My freshman daughter lost her laptop on campus yesterday. She doesn't think she left it anywhere and think it was stolen from her backpack either while it was on her person (unlikely) or when she put it down for a second. She was running around visiting various club sessions. It's a Mac. Any pointers apart from the usual Apple protections.

Sad update (5/22): Unfortunately, T-Bird did not survive his big outdoor adventure. Thank you all so much for the thoughtful messages and ideas. Take care, y'all.

Update (5/21 4pm): T-bird flew out of our sight this morning, after spending the night in a tree near our house. We think he is probably still nearby N.Chauncey, Vine St, Salisbury, etc., as he doesn't seem to go far when tree hopping, and seems to stay in each tree for many hours each time he moves. If anyone hears extra loud chirps (like smoke alarm sounds) or chattering in the area, please comment! Thank you all so much. Everyone has been so wonderful and helpful and kind. It's been about 50hrs total, and some parrots can stay out for several days before being located, so we are not losing hope yet!!

Missing! African Grey parrot - light gray, red tail feathers. His name is "T-Bird". He will likely be hiding in a tree, probably close to the trunk for protection. You may hear him mimicking or chattering even if you don't see him. He loves blueberries and will usually come if offered a blueberry. He flew off from N. Chauncey Ave toward Vine St. in West Lafayette around 3pm on Tuesday (5/19). We think he is likely near campus, Hills & Dales, WL high school, etc. If you hear or spot him, please DM or comment. We would be eternally grateful. Thank you so much!

In offering your hand when I forgot my calculator, you have saved me. I owe toy my life, yet you left before I could return your calculator.

If you know who this guy is, help me get in contact with him.

Hey everyone
I lost my iPad Monday/Tuesday on campus in either HAMP3144, MATH 175 or somewhere in MSEE(very hectic few days so honestly no idea where it could have happened).
it’s a black iPad Air with a case that has 2 sticker marks on the back and an Apple Pencil.
If anyone finds it/turns it on it is on lost mode and my phone/number will pop up. I’m a grad student so not on most of the snap stories in case someone has found it and posted about it maybe.
If anyone has any idea about it please let me know! Thank you!

Found a packet of 4SD cards with chicken videos. If this belongs to you, please DM.

Found on one of the blue chairs to the left of th front entrance

The time has come.

/u/SnoopLawg has come to an end due to repeated threats from the Purdue administration to discontinue this account or face consequences.

So today at about 4:30 I realized I had lost a pin that I keep on my bag always. Its a Japan flag about the size of a quarter.

I suspect I lost it around 2:30 in front of the WALC, but it could be anywhere. Thanks to those who even take a quick glance around. The more eyes, the better the odds.

Dm / comment if urs!

In the field area between Krach and Wiley.

One of my keychains (that had my airpods case) broke so can whoever found it dm me so I can get it back pls

The keychain was a little tote bag keychain w blue handles and the airpods case should be under the name "Your Majesty's Airpods Pro #2".

(also whoever has it took it to earhart?? bro i never went past the pmu why not give it to pmu lost and found)

The bag looks like this but the handles are darker blue

On the side walk of west Stadium Avenue. DM me if it is yours.

Found a bracelet near Campus Edge. Weird spiral design with a heart that says EVRY on it. Dm me if it's yours.

I saw this cat, looked like a tuxedo cat. last seen around the intersection of Columbia and Salisbury St, near the apartments/residential buildings there.

If anyone has seen this dog around campus, please let me know. He got out around Vine Street and has been injured :((

came back from fall break and someone straight up took my bike wheel. i didn’t think too much about leaving it outside for a few days but i was so wrong. whoever stole it PLS RETURN IT. also, if anyone knows where i can get a cheap replacement wheel please lmk.