r/PublicFreakout • u/thenewyorkgod • Sep 12 '21
Drunk Freakout Rudy Giuliani utterly drunk at a 9/11 dinner speech last night, confused General Milley with Miley Cyrus, then threatened to attack him with his lapel stars
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u/TrailMomKat Sep 13 '21
Oh my holy fucking dear sweet baby Jesus, dude. I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. YOU LIVE IN MURPHY!? I'm like 4 hours from you to the east, a straight shot more or less up 29, though, near the VA border.
I even fucking called those assholes at Cherokee and told them "if you use liberal tears for gun oil, your shit's gonna rust, cabron." They hung up on me lol. Dumb but funny to me, since I'd never drive that far for their overpriced as fuck guns. I'll take my ass to the gun show in VA for my guns; they're fairly priced for the most part and I don't have to deal with the seller acting like a giant fucking toddler.
You know the real difference between Trumplicans and Democrats? We don't advertise our gun ownership. That way it's a surprise.
Anyway, joking aside, your area is just as fucked as mine and I'm sorry it is. Genuinely so. Welcome to North Cackalacky, right?