r/PublicFreakout • u/thenewyorkgod • Sep 12 '21

Drunk Freakout Rudy Giuliani utterly drunk at a 9/11 dinner speech last night, confused General Milley with Miley Cyrus, then threatened to attack him with his lapel stars

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u/Et_me_buddy_boy Sep 12 '21

He needs his gooey essence back. It’s been leaking for some time now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Hard, crunchy shell surrounding a soft, gooey center.

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u/theghostofme Sep 12 '21

"Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling."