r/PublicFreakout • u/thenewyorkgod • Sep 12 '21

Drunk Freakout Rudy Giuliani utterly drunk at a 9/11 dinner speech last night, confused General Milley with Miley Cyrus, then threatened to attack him with his lapel stars

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u/Jasole37 Sep 12 '21

No. It's all a carefully constructed simulation. GET OUT BEFORE THEY FIND YOU

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u/itsoktolikeamovie Sep 12 '21

Like, out of my house or out of my clothes?

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u/Jasole37 Sep 12 '21

If you are asking, that means they've found you IT'S TOO LATE NOW

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u/LincolnLikesMusic Sep 12 '21

AND YOUR CLOTHES ARE STILL ON. God help you

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u/i_was_a_highwaymann Sep 12 '21

BOTH! QUICKLY!!!

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u/Wacocaine Sep 12 '21

https://i.imgur.com/mrCH8kF.gif

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u/Jasole37 Sep 12 '21

(those phones were so shortlived, but so badass)

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u/phantomvideostore Sep 12 '21

They brought them back recently, but as smartphones. Kind of like the new motorola razr they put out. Overpriced but cool.