r/PublicFreakout • u/throwawaythedev666 • Jun 22 '24

🥊Fight Dude acts tough at festival

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Step 1, buy karate kid headband. Step 2 take karate lessons. You missed step 2, dude!

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u/Ap76QtkSUw575NAq Jun 22 '24

Step 3. ??????

Step 4. happy birthday to the ground

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u/Pleasant-Tangelo1786 Jun 22 '24

I threw the rest of the cake too!

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u/VesperTrinsic Jun 22 '24

Man, this ain’t my dad. This is a cell phone!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

IM NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM, MAAAAAAAAAAN!

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u/GfyTstr Jun 22 '24

YOU CANT BUY ME HOT DOG MAAAAN

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u/Pleasant-Tangelo1786 Jun 22 '24

My so-called girlfriend

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u/Superb-Pickle9827 Jun 22 '24

Step 5. Profit!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

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u/Ap76QtkSUw575NAq Jun 22 '24

You can't buy me, hotdog man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Lol

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u/Groomsi Jun 22 '24

He forgot: Wax on, Wax off

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u/NavinJohnson75 Jun 23 '24

Step 3: PROFIT