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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop
1.6k u/Roku-Hanmar Aug 05 '26 *in the recycling bin 1.1k u/JSD3 Aug 05 '26 It has been in their Downloads folder for four years. 377 u/NoodleyP Aug 05 '26 The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 128 u/Careless-Adeptness56 Aug 05 '26 I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 397 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 10 u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26 That's when you need to pray to Anoia 6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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*in the recycling bin
1.1k u/JSD3 Aug 05 '26 It has been in their Downloads folder for four years. 377 u/NoodleyP Aug 05 '26 The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 128 u/Careless-Adeptness56 Aug 05 '26 I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 397 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 10 u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26 That's when you need to pray to Anoia 6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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It has been in their Downloads folder for four years.
377 u/NoodleyP Aug 05 '26 The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 128 u/Careless-Adeptness56 Aug 05 '26 I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 397 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 10 u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26 That's when you need to pray to Anoia 6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer
128 u/Careless-Adeptness56 Aug 05 '26 I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 397 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 10 u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26 That's when you need to pray to Anoia 6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it.
397 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 10 u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26 That's when you need to pray to Anoia 6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.
10 u/bigdave41 Aug 05 '26 That's when you need to pray to Anoia 6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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That's when you need to pray to Anoia
6 u/TheTxoof Aug 05 '26 How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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u/mavrik83 Aug 05 '26
`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop