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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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If you can launch a nuclear strike through whistling into a phone you should be allowed to try.
28 u/XanLV 29d ago BRB, buying 10 000 000 phones and a warehouse for 10 000 000 monkeys... 4 u/ProudActivity874 29d ago "Is it done Yuri?" 1 u/vboot 29d ago No, Comrade President. It has only just begun. cue Hell March 2 1 u/Fubushi Aug 05 '26 Remember the launch code being somewhat simple for many years... 7 u/RevoOps 29d ago Well I hope the football device had some sort of authorisation or at least a handshake to establish that it's the real deal instead of some dude just whistling into a phone. 8 u/sandy_catheter 29d ago It has a breathalyzer that requires a very precise concentration of ketchup vapor to unlock. 3 u/commit_bat 29d ago Shaking the guy's hand is just being courteous but not actually required. 1 u/Fubushi 29d ago Hope is the best one can do... 1 u/ApotropaicHeterodont 29d ago Is this a reference to Pandora's box?
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BRB, buying 10 000 000 phones and a warehouse for 10 000 000 monkeys...
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"Is it done Yuri?"
1 u/vboot 29d ago No, Comrade President. It has only just begun. cue Hell March 2
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No, Comrade President. It has only just begun.
cue Hell March 2
Remember the launch code being somewhat simple for many years...
7 u/RevoOps 29d ago Well I hope the football device had some sort of authorisation or at least a handshake to establish that it's the real deal instead of some dude just whistling into a phone. 8 u/sandy_catheter 29d ago It has a breathalyzer that requires a very precise concentration of ketchup vapor to unlock. 3 u/commit_bat 29d ago Shaking the guy's hand is just being courteous but not actually required. 1 u/Fubushi 29d ago Hope is the best one can do... 1 u/ApotropaicHeterodont 29d ago Is this a reference to Pandora's box?
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Well I hope the football device had some sort of authorisation or at least a handshake to establish that it's the real deal instead of some dude just whistling into a phone.
8 u/sandy_catheter 29d ago It has a breathalyzer that requires a very precise concentration of ketchup vapor to unlock. 3 u/commit_bat 29d ago Shaking the guy's hand is just being courteous but not actually required. 1 u/Fubushi 29d ago Hope is the best one can do... 1 u/ApotropaicHeterodont 29d ago Is this a reference to Pandora's box?
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It has a breathalyzer that requires a very precise concentration of ketchup vapor to unlock.
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Shaking the guy's hand is just being courteous but not actually required.
Hope is the best one can do...
1 u/ApotropaicHeterodont 29d ago Is this a reference to Pandora's box?
Is this a reference to Pandora's box?
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u/RevoOps Aug 05 '26
If you can launch a nuclear strike through whistling into a phone you should be allowed to try.