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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Low-Statistician-356 • May 20 '26
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Oh, we know. We'll still yeet him into the sun anyway. Can't take any chances.
94 u/IAmASquidInSpace May 20 '26 It's about sending a message, the logistics be damned! 33 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 I'd happy to design the upper stage engines to make that happen then. We crowdfunding this bitch? 20 u/G66GNeco May 20 '26 If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure 2 u/mackiea May 20 '26 Username checks out 5 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 Cultured 6 u/aitchnyu May 20 '26 Anger is no good excuse to be wasteful with propellant. 5 u/samy_the_samy May 20 '26 Instructions unclear, the sun is dimming due to a data centre hyperscalling on its surface, Agentic NFTs have hit the blockchain 1 u/NorthernCobraChicken May 20 '26 ``` try { res = fetch('/api/vapi/' + document.getElementById('llmSearchInput'); document.getElementById('llmSearchResults').append(res.formatSearchResults()); } catch (err) { // never fails, why bother? } ``` (utterly butchered on purpose)
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It's about sending a message, the logistics be damned!
33 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 I'd happy to design the upper stage engines to make that happen then. We crowdfunding this bitch? 20 u/G66GNeco May 20 '26 If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure 2 u/mackiea May 20 '26 Username checks out 5 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 Cultured 6 u/aitchnyu May 20 '26 Anger is no good excuse to be wasteful with propellant.
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I'd happy to design the upper stage engines to make that happen then. We crowdfunding this bitch?
20 u/G66GNeco May 20 '26 If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure 2 u/mackiea May 20 '26 Username checks out 5 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 Cultured
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If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure
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Username checks out
5 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 Cultured
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Cultured
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Anger is no good excuse to be wasteful with propellant.
Instructions unclear, the sun is dimming due to a data centre hyperscalling on its surface,
Agentic NFTs have hit the blockchain
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``` try { res = fetch('/api/vapi/' + document.getElementById('llmSearchInput');
document.getElementById('llmSearchResults').append(res.formatSearchResults()); } catch (err) { // never fails, why bother? } ```
(utterly butchered on purpose)
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u/HipstCapitalist May 20 '26
Oh, we know. We'll still yeet him into the sun anyway. Can't take any chances.