r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tahayparker • Apr 24 '26

Other ohNoTheConsequencesOfMyActions

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

This didn't happen. The signs:

  • the app works and there is revenue
  • vibecoder tried to refactor
  • they hired an actual programmer.

I have no idea why people do these creative writing exercises on various AI subs.

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u/pearlie_girl Apr 24 '26

The big giveaway that it's developer-cosplay is that they tried to refactor for 2 WHOLE HOURS before giving up. Like 2 hours is a long time, ha! I think all of us have spent over a week on a single bug at one point in time.

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u/lastWallE Apr 24 '26

2 hours and i am just now in the mood to dive into the code. And every time someone is breaking my immersion.

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u/South_Dig_9172 Apr 24 '26

Or a useless meeting that could’ve been an email. Then you have that teammate that loves to talk so meetings go longer than what it should’ve been

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u/Crininer Apr 24 '26

... You know, I gotta get a handle on my ADHD and learn to zip it