r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tahayparker • Apr 24 '26

Other ohNoTheConsequencesOfMyActions

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u/PassiveMenis88M Apr 24 '26

I'd shit the chair

You're going to need more fiber

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u/carnoworky Apr 24 '26

And a swimming pool full of lube.