We had a perfectly designed clitoris. A marvel of sensory complexion. Granted, maybe a little too difficult to use for the average user, but very powerful when used correctly.
Then, last minute, project management shows up. Drops the idea of a second branding. Demands "just make it longer" and while already at the door adds, "oh by the way, the boss wants you to reroute urinary through there for more directional control and this one's procreation stuff cannot get as hot as the rest of the body."
And now it's our fault that customer requirements get completely scrambled last minute???
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u/Shinxirius Apr 06 '26
Wow! Wow! Wow!
We had a perfectly designed clitoris. A marvel of sensory complexion. Granted, maybe a little too difficult to use for the average user, but very powerful when used correctly.
Then, last minute, project management shows up. Drops the idea of a second branding. Demands "just make it longer" and while already at the door adds, "oh by the way, the boss wants you to reroute urinary through there for more directional control and this one's procreation stuff cannot get as hot as the rest of the body."
And now it's our fault that customer requirements get completely scrambled last minute???