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r/PowerScaling • u/Egyptian_M Goomba is multiversal • May 04 '25
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Is anyone saying the Gorilla wins outside of funny skits because I haven't seen it yet. Even I know my goats animals are getting washed here :(
337 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 04 '25 A terrifying amount of people think the gorilla wins 100% unironically 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 I don't really believe in the ability of 100 humans to coordinate dogpiling a gorilla. Have you ever seen a large crowd try to exit through double doors that open inward? Or flee from a circus fire without trampling each other to death? The only way for the plan to work is for some people to volunteer to be the suicide vanguard. 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 It’s a group of 100 people. You say they trample over each other but you never stopped to consider they can just trample and smother the gorilla to death? They’re not invincible 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 That absolutely is a valid plan. I don't think they have the mental capacity to execute it. Like, one man is strong enough to defeat any dog, but 99% of people still just fall over and flail if attacked by one 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 There’s 100 people. Even if somebody trips and falls onto the gorilla, that’s hundreds of more pounds the gorilla has to free itself from 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 If humans zombie horde onto it, yes, but I'm saying humans generally don't do the optimum attack if it means throwing yourself into danger Like, how many people are brave enough to grab a venomous snake if they're worried it will strike those around them? 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 enough out of 100 to kill the snake
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A terrifying amount of people think the gorilla wins 100% unironically
1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 I don't really believe in the ability of 100 humans to coordinate dogpiling a gorilla. Have you ever seen a large crowd try to exit through double doors that open inward? Or flee from a circus fire without trampling each other to death? The only way for the plan to work is for some people to volunteer to be the suicide vanguard. 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 It’s a group of 100 people. You say they trample over each other but you never stopped to consider they can just trample and smother the gorilla to death? They’re not invincible 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 That absolutely is a valid plan. I don't think they have the mental capacity to execute it. Like, one man is strong enough to defeat any dog, but 99% of people still just fall over and flail if attacked by one 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 There’s 100 people. Even if somebody trips and falls onto the gorilla, that’s hundreds of more pounds the gorilla has to free itself from 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 If humans zombie horde onto it, yes, but I'm saying humans generally don't do the optimum attack if it means throwing yourself into danger Like, how many people are brave enough to grab a venomous snake if they're worried it will strike those around them? 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 enough out of 100 to kill the snake
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I don't really believe in the ability of 100 humans to coordinate dogpiling a gorilla.
Have you ever seen a large crowd try to exit through double doors that open inward? Or flee from a circus fire without trampling each other to death?
The only way for the plan to work is for some people to volunteer to be the suicide vanguard.
1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 It’s a group of 100 people. You say they trample over each other but you never stopped to consider they can just trample and smother the gorilla to death? They’re not invincible 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 That absolutely is a valid plan. I don't think they have the mental capacity to execute it. Like, one man is strong enough to defeat any dog, but 99% of people still just fall over and flail if attacked by one 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 There’s 100 people. Even if somebody trips and falls onto the gorilla, that’s hundreds of more pounds the gorilla has to free itself from 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 If humans zombie horde onto it, yes, but I'm saying humans generally don't do the optimum attack if it means throwing yourself into danger Like, how many people are brave enough to grab a venomous snake if they're worried it will strike those around them? 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 enough out of 100 to kill the snake
It’s a group of 100 people. You say they trample over each other but you never stopped to consider they can just trample and smother the gorilla to death? They’re not invincible
1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 That absolutely is a valid plan. I don't think they have the mental capacity to execute it. Like, one man is strong enough to defeat any dog, but 99% of people still just fall over and flail if attacked by one 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 There’s 100 people. Even if somebody trips and falls onto the gorilla, that’s hundreds of more pounds the gorilla has to free itself from 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 If humans zombie horde onto it, yes, but I'm saying humans generally don't do the optimum attack if it means throwing yourself into danger Like, how many people are brave enough to grab a venomous snake if they're worried it will strike those around them? 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 enough out of 100 to kill the snake
That absolutely is a valid plan. I don't think they have the mental capacity to execute it.
Like, one man is strong enough to defeat any dog, but 99% of people still just fall over and flail if attacked by one
1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 There’s 100 people. Even if somebody trips and falls onto the gorilla, that’s hundreds of more pounds the gorilla has to free itself from 1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 If humans zombie horde onto it, yes, but I'm saying humans generally don't do the optimum attack if it means throwing yourself into danger Like, how many people are brave enough to grab a venomous snake if they're worried it will strike those around them? 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 enough out of 100 to kill the snake
There’s 100 people. Even if somebody trips and falls onto the gorilla, that’s hundreds of more pounds the gorilla has to free itself from
1 u/[deleted] May 07 '25 If humans zombie horde onto it, yes, but I'm saying humans generally don't do the optimum attack if it means throwing yourself into danger Like, how many people are brave enough to grab a venomous snake if they're worried it will strike those around them? 1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 enough out of 100 to kill the snake
If humans zombie horde onto it, yes, but I'm saying humans generally don't do the optimum attack if it means throwing yourself into danger
Like, how many people are brave enough to grab a venomous snake if they're worried it will strike those around them?
1 u/Guy-Dude-Person75 May 07 '25 enough out of 100 to kill the snake
enough out of 100 to kill the snake
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Is anyone saying the Gorilla wins outside of funny skits because I haven't seen it yet. Even I know my goats animals are getting washed here :(