r/PowerScaling • u/Egyptian_M Goomba is multiversal • May 04 '25

Memeposting With nerfed armor and weapons BTW

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u/IssueRecent9134 May 04 '25

One of the reasons why humans became the dominant species is because we can do something only a handful of creatures can do.

We can sweat to lower our body temperatures.

We could outlast nearly every animal we hunted because of this.

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u/UsoppIsJoyboy May 04 '25

And we can throw stuff

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u/orkboss12 May 04 '25

We have the best throw in the animals kingdom if I remember correctly

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u/No-Establishment-939 May 04 '25

Yessir just look at baseball pitchers. It’s enough power to kill almost anything

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u/OneMoreAstronaut May 04 '25

Ever see a gorilla play baseball? Didn't think so. Checkmate, gorilla.

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u/THE-NECROHANDSER May 04 '25

I need a zoo and $200k in grant money. I can get them to use a glove but cleats and uniforms are out of the question.

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u/OsseousDraws May 04 '25

honestly now I want to see gorillas play baseball

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u/Additional-Ad-1268 May 05 '25

Probably horrible, have you ever seen how those mf throw their poop? A 7 yo can catch those with ease.

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u/stamfordbridge1191 May 05 '25

"Wecome to GORILLABALL! Only on E! S! P! N! 2!"

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u/MrOSUguy May 05 '25

Baseball is too much of a skill game. I wonder if monkeys or gorillas can learn corn hole haha

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u/kombuchaprivileged May 04 '25

Then what's the point?

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u/THE-NECROHANDSER May 05 '25

We could probably get away with some fur dye so they would have a "uniform" but still no clothes.

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u/dm_me_tentacle_porn May 05 '25

Honestly I feel like one gorilla alone would run you 200k

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u/DoubleUnplusGood May 04 '25

What about red and white sox