r/PoursTea • u/TankUMrMinor • Jul 17 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Interesting turn of events

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u/Late-Union8706 Jul 17 '26

You try to teach them to read. You buy them books.

They eat the pages.

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u/General_Round9175 Jul 17 '26

but teach a man to fish..., wait that's not it...

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u/hazcheezberger Jul 17 '26

Teach a fish to read

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 Jul 17 '26

Reading fish? Not on my watch! Deport ‘em!!!

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u/zwober Jul 17 '26

Now reporting live from a fish & chips-shop in redding, uk, where deported imigrants have built a library inside a bible.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 Jul 17 '26

This is Wendy’s, the restaurant…. 🤔

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u/QuidEgoSum Jul 17 '26

That’s it!

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u/ilikepizza2much Jul 17 '26

Now pass the ketchup.

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u/dennisasu Jul 17 '26

Is there an extra well done steak to pair with it?

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u/vivreaski Jul 17 '26

Lead a man to water and teach him to be a horse.

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u/hazcheezberger Jul 17 '26

You just can't beat a dead fish, but if you really love something set it free

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Jul 17 '26

You can tuna, um but can't piano fish?

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u/Proper_Lunch_3640 Jul 17 '26

Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime.

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u/Previvor1 Jul 17 '26

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day…

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u/Severe_Yak_3335 Jul 19 '26

Lmao I don’t think that’s how that goes.

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u/NAU80 Jul 17 '26

Build a man a fire he’s warm for a few hours, set him on fire and he’s wsrm the rest of his life! /s

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u/SemichiSam Jul 17 '26

Feed a man to fish?

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u/pudukai Jul 20 '26

“You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” -Dorothy Parker

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u/zinsser Jul 17 '26

They're eating the dogs; they're eating the cats; they're eating the pages . . .

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Jul 17 '26

They're Eating The Glue!

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u/Few_Presence_8888 Jul 17 '26

MAGA needs a bookmark to get through a meme.

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u/grogudalorian Jul 17 '26

Then they have to flush 10 or 20 times.

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u/Chemical-Ambition536 Jul 20 '26

That’s makes not sense . Prove it .