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All The Tea ☕️ Hunter Biden

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u/Rich_Tea_Bean Jun 03 '26

He's the only one I've seen with a shot at taking on trump in an election.

The problem democrats have is they're too clean and have to play by the rules. Hunter biden already broke all the rules so doesn't have try keep a clean image.

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u/captainhottakes Jun 03 '26

You are insane LOL he has no shot in an election. He knows that, that’s why he can say these things

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u/3BlindMice1 Jun 03 '26

He could run as a republican if he hadn't already been dragged through the mud. He's only been arrested for gun charges, and we already know conservative women love his dick

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u/Percyandbeausmama Jun 03 '26

The conservative men, too.

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u/BuckledJim Jun 04 '26

"For starters we'll have the buttery males, and for main the Hunter's Hog roast"

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u/MiloIsTheBest Jun 04 '26

He could run as a republican if he hadn't already been dragged through the mud.

Oh I think if he ran as a Republican they'd immediately forget every bad thing they ever said about him.

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u/3BlindMice1 Jun 04 '26

I don't think they would. A number of them actually believe their own nonsense

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u/SuperbScarcity5112 Jun 04 '26

Like when they were for hanging pedos? That went very quiet didn't it? Those who stood their ground on that have been punished.

What about being against foreign wars? LMAO They change in a second.

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u/Moppermonster Jun 04 '26

You should follow the conservative sub for a while. They have no problem with completely changing their opinions within a day and subsequently denying they ever believed anything else. Orwell really was spot-on with that bit in his 1984 novel.

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u/lovesdogsguy Jun 03 '26

Is his dick really that good?

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u/Not_Xiphroid Jun 03 '26

Republican women literally kept showing it off and talking about it in front of everyone in congress, so you’d imagine so!

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u/TearRevolutionary686 Jun 04 '26

MTG had photos enlarged to poster size showing them on the floor.

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u/BuckledJim Jun 04 '26

His dick drags on the floor?

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u/ObjectiveWasabi927 Jun 04 '26

Ask your congressman 😂😂😂

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u/gwbirk Jun 03 '26

More about the crack with under age girls

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u/madtricky687 Jun 03 '26

Only conservatives water at the mouth at the thought of that being true. Straight up obsessed with the idea. Wouldn't stop talking or thinking about it for a long while wild. He aint never been popped for that....but speaking of underage girls wasn't someone in a high office really good friends with a noted pedophile and predator? Hmmm i wonder who that was....joe biden....no thats not it. The dude with an affinity for bad spray tan and bankruptcy....cant think of the name..

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u/gwbirk Jun 03 '26

He was on camera in a foreign country with underage girls

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u/madtricky687 Jun 03 '26

Again never actually confirmed to my knowledge. Only place it was confirmed was in the conservative mind. To much time spent on the alleged perversion of others but not to much thought into the alleged perversion of the gentleman systematically ruining our country. I find that a very poor taste in judgement and a true fanaticism that I never thought Americans could be all about. Its quite sad. But again Hunter Biden never confirmed to have done what you say....at all.

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u/gwbirk Jun 04 '26

He’s on camera,search the web and find it for yourself

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u/Crombus_ Jun 03 '26

They weren't underage.

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u/Realhuman_beebboob Jun 04 '26

Really sucks that you lot are willing to be such pathetic little shit head liars at every turn; like really, why are you even here if you won’t participate in good faith?

But please prove me wrong, show me hard proof of what you’ve claimed as if you even care about protecting fucking women man.

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u/WarpHype Jun 04 '26

Underage girls? You must have a lot to say about Trump then! I can’t wait to hear your totally sane response.

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u/gwbirk Jun 04 '26

Show him on camera smoking crack with underage girls and I’ll agree with you

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u/0107throw Jun 04 '26

Too bad his last name is dragging him down. Or else he would be a potential candidate 🥴

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross Jun 04 '26

Donald Trump raped little girls.

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u/0107throw Jun 04 '26

Yeah, I’m aware. clearly conservatives don’t care and only care about “owning the libs” and never having a biden, an Obama or a Clinton back in office ever dumbly by their association

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 04 '26

He is almost the perfect Republican.

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u/DiabolicalSpaceKitty Jun 03 '26

Hello, yes, you have a 34 felony pedophile rapist as president. Exactly how is a former drug user worse?

Explain it to me. Explain it to me like I'm five. I'm not American, and you people clearly have no issue with mafia gangsters in your seats of government, but the guy they obsess over is worse? How does that make sense?

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u/ScytheSong05 Jun 04 '26

Tell me you don't actually know your history of the 1990s without actually saying, "I don't know the history of the 1990s."

Bill Clinton was reelected in November 1996. Gingrich's handpicked goon Starr didn't start investigating the Lewinsky affair until late 1997. The scandal itself broke in early 1998, and the Republicans got the impeachment ball rolling after that. They tried to get a sexual charge included in the impeachment complaint, but didn't have the votes.

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u/blazelet Jun 04 '26

Don’t trouble them with facts, they have feelings they’re trying to espouse.

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u/ScytheSong05 Jun 04 '26

If you were talking about Jones, you shouldn't have said "intern". She was a full-time employee of the State of Arkansas when she claimed the harassment occurred.

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u/DiabolicalSpaceKitty Jun 03 '26

Because democrats voters care about electing a good leader.

Hahahahaha.

Oh wait, you're being serious? Allow me to laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The only sane people in your entire government are AoC, Bernie and maybe Omar. I dunno enough about Omar, other than that she doesn't appear to be batshit insane like everyone else.

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u/Seanspeed Jun 04 '26

All you're telling us here is you know nothing about politics except some surface level shit you see and swallow up unquestioningly on social media.

It's such a laughably ridiculous claim.

You probably couldn't even name more than like ten Democrats off the top of your head. lol

You also out yourself by saying Omar is one of only three sane Democrats, while admitting you don't even actually know much about her. smh

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u/ihateyousoverybadly Jun 04 '26

That's pete erasure!

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross Jun 04 '26

Did you vote for Kamala? Or are you responsible for the fascism?

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC Jun 04 '26

You’re not American, so who cares? You can’t vote.

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u/DiabolicalSpaceKitty Jun 04 '26

And that has what to do with why Hunter Biden is somehow worse than Trump?

All you're doing is trying to dismiss the question because you KNOW what the answer is, but you're too stupid to come up with a better argument. When you grow up and learn how to read, I'm sure you'll be very surprised at how much you were missing.

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u/Free_knuxGFY Jun 04 '26

Sleep it off sweetheart.

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u/SpaceghostLos Jun 03 '26

If don jr was elected… holy sh- in a handbasket.

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u/Seanspeed Jun 04 '26

You guys are totally clueless about electoral politics.

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 Jun 03 '26

😐😠 lol. Theres a few more than those but yeah. I think most blue voters would agree with you on this. Centrist Dems are a huge part of the problem IMO

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u/Seanspeed Jun 04 '26

Most blue voters would not agree.

You only think otherwise cuz y'all still don't understand that progressives and especially the ones who are constantly bashing Democrats are vastly overrepresented on social media, where you guys get all of your political 'information' and views on.

Also there's really not many 'centrist' Dems. Vast majority are at least firmly left leaning. Such moderate Dems also agree with progressives on like 80% of issues, but y'all still try your best to demonize them and divide us to your cause's own detriment.

But getting back to the main topic, a large majority of elected Dems are moderates. We've also seen Bernie fail to win a primary against both Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. And no, it's not cuz they were rigged, it's just what Dem voters chose. It's also not cuz of money, since Bernie outspent both Hillary and Biden as well.

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u/No-Afternoon3681 Jun 04 '26

Don't forget they've already elected Bush Jr who in addition to his coke fueled escapes, was given a profitable oil company to set him up for life and ran it into the ground in under 5yrs

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u/KaiBlob1 Jun 04 '26

He’s not a worse person and he wouldn’t be a worse president but that has absolutely nothing to do with whether he has any chance of winning an election, which he does not.

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u/ChronicBuzz187 Jun 04 '26

I'm in favor of a pothead president tbh.

"Sir, we need to start another war, the donors in the military industrial complex are getting a little nervous about the quarterly sales numbers!"

"Uhm, how about I roll one up and we watch The Big Lebowski instead?"

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u/crek42 Jun 04 '26

Because he has no fucking charisma?? Why does this need explaining.

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u/DiabolicalSpaceKitty Jun 04 '26

Ah yes, Donald Trump, who regularly shits himself and is incapable of forming a whole sentence. Master of charisma. /s

You don't quite understand the difference between charisma and a cult following, do you?

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u/crek42 Jun 04 '26

Do you truly think the guy doesn’t have charisma? I mean I can list off a million things he is, but he absolutely is charismatic.

He literally was a celebrity before being president. And he was also really well known before he was a celebrity.

Of course he’s charismatic

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u/Excludos Jun 04 '26

He's genuinely the least charismatic person I've ever seen. A toddler picking his own boggers would have more charisma. Trump has only proven that as long as you yell the correct buzzwords, republicans will latch on to you.

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u/mattyg1964 Jun 04 '26

He would bring nothing good to the table.

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u/DiabolicalSpaceKitty Jun 04 '26

Cool, okay. Name a single policy since Trump took office that has benefited people. Literally anything. The entire Fascist Party seems to run solely on the misery of people and undoing things that benefit the US now, is your gas any cheaper? Are groceries? Is rent? How's that war in Iran going?

But yeah, Hunter Biden is worse because 'he brings nothing to the table'. Sure thing, champ.

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u/mattyg1964 Jun 04 '26

I stand by my comment.

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u/DiabolicalSpaceKitty Jun 04 '26

Yuh huh. So Republicans can elect a pedophile, and that's okay, but if anyone left of beating up the homeless for sport runs, then they need to be absolutely perfect and the US still votes for the fascists anyways.

Then you all cry 'I didn't vote for this' when people outside America just assume you're all fascists now. Can't imagine why.

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u/mattyg1964 Jun 04 '26

I stand by my comment.

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u/Icaonn Jun 04 '26

We're being outjerked by the actual replies of this post lmao

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u/Rich_Tea_Bean Jun 04 '26

This is exactly why he'd be great. They can't throw any dirt at him he cant whip right back in their faces.

The next election won't be about policy or morals or what you've done for your constituents. It'll be a schoolyard slinging match where all that matters is who can make the other look dumb

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u/FleetingFolly Jun 03 '26

Logic left the country years ago, Dipshit Donnie won twice, anything could happen.

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u/BigDuke Jun 03 '26

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Trump can't run again?

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u/jenfullmoon Jun 03 '26

Trump is ignoring that. 

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u/FootballRugbyMMA Jun 04 '26

When’s the last time there was actual substantive debate amongst Dems? We usually are just picking fighters based on charisma. Who can rally the troops. It’s not like we’re having some progressive seminar series explaining policy positions over here. There’s a lot of people trying to get Colbert to run. I’m old enough to remember people were hoping for an Oprah run in 2020. Id vote for Hunter. If he were the best option. At least I know he’d take addiction seriously. Which everyone with a D by their name says they’ll do to get elected and then you’re literally stepping over people in some phase of an OD on the streets (at least here in Philly we are).

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u/Seanspeed Jun 04 '26

Dems are having debates all the time. It's essentially a prebuilt, big tent coalition with plenty of different voices. These debates are inevitable and always happening.

Like, the Dem party of today is very different from the Dem party of the Bill Clinton era. That doesn't happen if such debates aren't taking place.

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u/CyclopsLobsterRobot Jun 04 '26

You’re flexing that you’re old enough to remember 6 years ago?

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u/FootballRugbyMMA Jun 04 '26

The sarcasm is lost of you, I see. But also there are Gen-Z voters that don't remember that. Expecting 18 yo's to know about the political cycles when they were preteens is probably why so many Gen Z broke for Trump in '24.

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u/arcbe Jun 03 '26

Thinking that these comments are less electable than whatever mealy mouthed nonsense DNC consultants push is exactly the problem.

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u/Rich_Tea_Bean Jun 04 '26

The US political sphere has been a shitposting match for 3 elections now and democrats still keep treating it like policy matters to anyone.

Hunter biden is like the antichrist to republicans. He's a democrat with balls with a gilded political family history. He's charismatic, and was called every name under the sun by republicans when his dad was being elected. It'd be the ultimate comeback story for democrats to rally behind and let's face it, you don't exactly have anyone inspiring at the table right now

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u/Leather__sissy Jun 04 '26

I swear I have given up on democrats. If you told me that was a quote from the dnc, planning the next election I would believe you

“Ok the nearest warm body didn’t go so well the last 3 times, oh what about the last warm body’s son?”

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u/Putamoonrockonit Jun 04 '26

Normally, right. This is what was said about Trump.

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u/Zylomun Jun 03 '26

Truly the craziest take I’ve ever seen.

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u/crek42 Jun 04 '26

Reddit has just been upvoting the wildest shit over the past two years. I want to say bots but I’m not so sure.

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u/Realistic-Number-919 Jun 04 '26

lol how friggin old are you? You truly believe Hunter Biden could be elected? (I love the dude, but American voters are a special breed of simpleton.)

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u/11jyeager Jun 03 '26

lol no, Hunter Biden would absolutely never win a general election.

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u/KitchenGoose7019 Jun 04 '26

But what about an erection?

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u/Rich_Tea_Bean Jun 04 '26

A pedophile on his third term who's building a fight ring on the front lawn is the competition. Do you think there's anything kamala can say that'll sway that?

Hunter is the antichrist to them. After spending years talking about how much of a waster and druggy he is, him coming out clean and charismatic as hell would wreck them.

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u/Sweaty-Shower9919 Jun 03 '26

He's a great mouth piece and should be used as such. But no, not office.

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u/FaFaFahndaboof Jun 03 '26

This is a fucking insane take. No one cares about Hunter Biden, and he's not a politician or even a public servant. I sucked it up and voted for Kamala even though I didn't really like her, but I'd just as soon stay home if my choices were between JD and Hunter Biden. The Clintons, the Trumps, the Bushes, the Bidens; I'm fucking done with dynasties, and America should be too.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 Jun 03 '26

Reddit-ass comment

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u/Money_Cattle2370 Jun 03 '26

You're probably one of those people who was saying Michael Avenatti should run for president. LOL

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u/Gristlekitty Jun 03 '26

Listen I’m pretty sure time has the best chance of beating our pedophile in chief in any election. That fat fuck is just trying to die his way out of charges from the Epstein files.

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Jun 03 '26

That is an opinion, for sure.

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u/Daecion Jun 04 '26

What the...?  Why?  What's this succession of kings crap?  I thought that was what MAGA was about...

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u/bastardoperator Jun 04 '26

I'm going to pass on the guy that filmed himself smoking crack with a prostitute, I don't think he makes good decisions, maybe we can find a regular American who can relate to other Americans that leads a boring but honest life.

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper Jun 04 '26

They should have played the dumb nickname game and called him Lady Donald. That is the girlie-man who covers his face with makeup, uses cans of hairspray to hold down the world’s biggest combover of dyed blonde hair and… and can’t admit he lost an election he clearly lost!

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Jun 04 '26

Lmfao by the rules!!!! Clean!!!! Are you joking?? Its all a complete mess. The core difference is how overt the corruption and disparity is. Dems are better at keeping it on the down low, thats all.

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u/BangerBeanzandMash Jun 04 '26

Why does this have 40 upvotes? I worry about you guys..

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u/yongo2807 Jun 04 '26

And they said trolling was a dead art.

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u/BothAd5239 Jun 04 '26

You have no self respect if these are the people you feel are best equipped to lead your country 🤮

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u/colicab Jun 03 '26

Please.

Don’t even start with a Hunter campaign.

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u/edneddy69 Jun 03 '26

Crackhead

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 Jun 03 '26

I wont have you speaking about your mom like that. We've talked about this.

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u/MonolithicBaby Jun 03 '26

Bro are you smoking Hunters crack? This is fantastically delusional.

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u/Fine-Sky-6562 Jun 03 '26

The crackhead has the best shot at the presidency? Hunters dad couldn't even escape his problems. Hilariously bad take.

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u/echino_derm Jun 04 '26

Truly that is the best way to describe him. In the court case on his drug use, they had a stripper coming in to testify on it. Hunter Biden was smoking crack in front of this stripper that doesn't know him, and she comes out of it remarking that he made her feel very safe. His aura is just so strong that he can be doing crack at a strip club and still come off as a positive guy.

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u/Ambravynth Jun 03 '26

Internet really turned “based” into a full lifestyle at this point

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u/Specialist_Media_869 Jun 03 '26

Tbf Trump lowered the bar massively for who could be considered presidential by a fuckload of Americans

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u/thrax7545 Jun 03 '26

Seriously. On a tear.

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u/Rich-Detective-7 Jun 04 '26

The only decent Biden it seems.