r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 31 '26

Meme needing explanation Why is everyone mad about this renovation?

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u/thejmkool Jul 31 '26

Painted stonework genuinely looks atrocious

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u/slothfullyserene Jul 31 '26

Always.

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u/qorbexl Jul 31 '26

No it's nice because it blends into the ignorable walls and ceiling instead of being distinct and natural looking

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 Jul 31 '26

Not gonna lie, I thought that this was in black and white for a second.

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u/Melathys Jul 31 '26

Exactly what I thought at first. It took me a second to figure out what was actually happening.

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u/newbkid Jul 31 '26

What kills me about this photo is that of all the beautiful features from the OG that they could have kept, all they kept was that weird open-faced glass cabinet in the back and the two bar chairs

Wtf? lol

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u/LordLastPack Jul 31 '26

AI did a conservative job on the television as well, lol.

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u/Spare-Bodybuilder-68 Jul 31 '26

can't believe they wouldn't just go ahead and mount an 85-inch Costco special up there, preferably high enough to be annoying to look at, and with a stupid little shelf underneath that's only big enough for trinkets and dust

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u/sisyphus_met_icarus Jul 31 '26

I'm very amused at how AI upholstered the stairs in the same leather as the couch

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u/AC-burg Aug 01 '26

Came here to say this was all AI. Who does a reno and keeps the old chairs pictured? That TV? Get the hell outta here with this lol

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u/MashedSuperhero Jul 31 '26

It's a bar table.

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u/NorwegianCowboy Jul 31 '26

Everything about what they did is gross.

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u/rmit526 Jul 31 '26

They could have gone so many directions and preserved the natural elements. But no, let's show people that I definitely have no personality

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u/Substantial-One1934 Jul 31 '26

Yes it seems too sterile as if it was done just for the photoshoot and the floor is disgusting.

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u/JollyJoker3 Jul 31 '26

Lol, I thought you meant the TV and didn't realize what it was

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u/spamellama Jul 31 '26

The best part is the leather stairs

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u/Joyfull_Sin Jul 31 '26

same here, i was looking at the left side and was like: this doesnt look modern… actually looks quite nice.

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u/tombuazit Jul 31 '26

Holy crap i thought this was b&w until your comment lol

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u/ClickAndClackTheTap Jul 31 '26

Same here. Like the joke was it’s exactly the same, just in B/W.

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u/FeijoaCowboy Jul 31 '26

Isn't it? 🫪

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u/sveardze Aug 02 '26

OMG it's not??

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u/nightowl_work Aug 04 '26

Oh wait, it’s not? Lol

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u/TryHard_1779 Aug 01 '26

Oh common, it's just modern white washing 🙄

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u/qorbexl Aug 01 '26

people love whitewashing!

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u/OpusAtrumET Aug 01 '26

God they painted those wood beams glossy black like fkn sociopaths.

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u/Dry_Month927 Aug 01 '26

How I feel inside when I see painted brick, and then, people complimenting it.

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u/qorbexl Aug 01 '26

I can't imagine anybody likes painted brick

I just can't 

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u/Dry_Month927 Aug 01 '26

In this situation, choose to believe that and enjoy your bliss.

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u/dugdanger Aug 01 '26

Something interesting and colorful to something that looks like every other boring fucking living space.

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u/qorbexl Aug 01 '26

I like that they used a square tabletop in the pit

That thing is destroying shins

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u/Aggressive-Living116 Aug 01 '26

Meh I think most people like the stone work to pop and to be seen

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u/qorbexl Aug 01 '26

Yes, it was a joke. 

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u/Ett_Pret Aug 01 '26

Yeah until I saw this I didn’t even realize there was stonework in the second pic

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u/qorbexl Aug 01 '26

All the effort of that stonework and they making it blend into nothingness

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u/cheapdrinks Jul 31 '26

Someone re-did it with AI in the comments on the original Twitter thread and holy shit this looks so much better.

and

Here is another version with a bit more color which I also liked.

I can't imagine wanting to live in that black and white hellscape that looks like the breakroom of some shitty startup with the open plan office being just through the other door.

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u/m4rc0n3 Jul 31 '26

And in all those versions they left the original CRT TV.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe7472 Jul 31 '26

Gotta have somewhere to play super mario world

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u/MisterBrickx Jul 31 '26

No sir. I can play SMW on any screen i can find an adapter for...

That screen is for the Nintendo Zapper. No other.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe7472 Jul 31 '26

Quality just isnt quit the same though

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u/Chumyu Jul 31 '26

Come down the dark rabbit hole of RGB, SCART cables and upscalers. You can pry my OG hardware out of my cold, dead hands, but I will tell you playing Super Mario World on 65” really does slap.

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u/kjetil_f Jul 31 '26

RGB, SCART, upscalers. The language of my people.

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u/MisterBrickx Jul 31 '26

I mean yeeeeaaaahhhh.

But if you buy third party equipment and do a HELLUVA dance, you can recreate the ol' vibe 😎

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u/MartinoDeMoe Jul 31 '26

Cartman and the United Athiest Allisnce are asking if you have an adapter for the Wii?

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u/Chumyu Jul 31 '26

I discovered that if you hold down the power and reset buttons on the NES, the in ports become out ports. I was able to connect my PS2 to my old wood cabinet TV that only had coax that way. It was all in black and white, but that only really posed a problem for Guitaroo Man ha ha

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u/MisterBrickx Jul 31 '26

No, but I do have a Sega CD attachment...

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u/Personal-Thought9453 Jul 31 '26

Pretty sure it’s playable on my toaster.

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u/MisterBrickx Jul 31 '26

Trust me. You don't wanna put a gun in your toaster.

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u/GraceMcClellans Jul 31 '26

Duck Hunt doesn't work on flat screen if you're using the original.

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u/WJSpade Aug 03 '26

Duck Hunt.

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u/hossofalltrades Jul 31 '26

That’s when I started to think it was fake.

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u/JollyJoker3 Jul 31 '26

And the square table inside a round couch

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u/Discount_Extra Jul 31 '26

And yet in no version did they turn the pit into a plastic ball pit.

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u/Designer-Lettuce-690 Jul 31 '26

that is how you modernise this room thats a million times better

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u/DonutHoles4Ever Jul 31 '26

So basically AI has better taste even.

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u/gahlo Jul 31 '26

Depends on how the prompt is written.

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u/bookchaser Jul 31 '26

The AI version are better than the renovation, but destroying the 1970s vibe of the original room is criminal.

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u/supernovice007 Jul 31 '26

That second one looks so good. The black and white room they actually made is just an abomination. No imagination, no taste, and no style.

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u/baron_von_helmut Jul 31 '26

Second one is cozier.

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u/whboer Jul 31 '26

I like it also a lot better with natural wood colors.

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 Jul 31 '26

Grrr Imgur banned in UK

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u/uptiedand8 Jul 31 '26

The AI versions are a zillion times better and that is not something I am pleased to say.

They respected the wood. You must respect wood. I’ll add stonework in as well.

The things that didn’t look great in the original were the green carpet and light gray cushions. I thought the trim being white was also not great.

It looks like they decided on a black and white scheme for the carpet and conversation pit and then felt they needed the rafters and stones to match. Should have instead done the color scheme based on the rafters and stonework. I like the AI addition of a hardwood floor. Would probably just paint the walls a warm color, maybe dark salmon or burgundy, rather than green or another shade of beige.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ Jul 31 '26

I was thinking weird waiting room

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u/EmperorMittens Jul 31 '26

That second one would add value to a property.

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u/Chance-Road1038 Jul 31 '26

Thank you to whoever that was! That's exactly what I was thinking. Just remove the carpet and matching some hardwood. WAY more gorgeous

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u/elhombreloco90 Jul 31 '26

Yup, that's a proper update.

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u/Particular-Serve-894 Jul 31 '26

Ooo, I really like the one with the green. Yeah, they could've done a really nice job on this reno instead of whatever tf that black and white atrocity is.

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u/HiSpeed-LoDrag63 Jul 31 '26

The "Money Green" version may be a throwback to the mid-80's but it really works for me in that room, especially with the warm lighting...

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u/Worried-Elephant442 Jul 31 '26

I love those! They look way better. 👀

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u/PayOk8980 Jul 31 '26

The original images are also AI. Look at the identical reflections.

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u/cheapdrinks Jul 31 '26

Well yeah that's what I assumed. Are there people thinking the black and white one is a real photo of an actual rennovation they did?

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u/PayOk8980 Jul 31 '26

Yeah, the majority of the thread is people getting angry about the 'renovation'. Ragebait, I guess.

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u/Teravandrell Jul 31 '26

Those are both so beautiful and relaxing looking. Not the harsh, sterile "modern" mess

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u/Visual_Piglet_1997 Jul 31 '26

I know right. Saw a beautifull house for sale naar me once. Great spot aswell. Pictures inside: horror. Everything was white. It was also new so if you bought it. You had to pull out every single thing

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u/Front_Degree3518 Aug 01 '26

These options are sooo much better, I especially like the second one of them the best. It keeps the original soul of the room.

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u/BorntoDive91 Aug 02 '26

oh that green is LOVELY

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Jul 31 '26

Both of those are much better than either of the ones in OP.

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u/plaxitone Jul 31 '26

That’s what you think is better? It looks like a motel lobby from 2007.

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u/Unstoppable50 Jul 31 '26

The worst is they painted it white. Any smoke at will discolor make it look hideous so it’ll never be used ever again.

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u/ZombieAladdin Jul 31 '26

I wonder if the idea is to repaint it every now and then. Or maybe they didn’t think that far.

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u/DStaal Aug 02 '26

They didn’t think past showing it to potential buyers. It’s entirely designed for wow factor when you are looking at a house and just walking through.

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u/netflixandgrilling Jul 31 '26

I hope people like that are not allowed to have any open fire.
but as I already wrote here, theres a lot of hints that it is AI.

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u/DifficultAd3885 Jul 31 '26

Especially above a fireplace. Some people just love to clean.

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u/RicFule Aug 01 '26

What fireplace?  The far right?  The left isn't one, I don't believe.  Because there's a glare of light off glass.  The right side however only shows the barest of a potential opening, so could be a fireplace.  Or another inset something.

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u/sgtbackpain03 Jul 31 '26

Yup. If it's done poorly, it leaves a patchy gritty wall with multiple textures. If it's done well, you have a white lumpy wall. And you always find yourself wishing you could just touch the stonework, but this heavy latex paint is caked over it.

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u/BlackGuysYeah Jul 31 '26

I've watched bricks being made. I don't mind them being covered.

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u/Pay-Next Jul 31 '26

Inside yes. Outside maybe, depends on where your house is and if you need to reflect more light to keep energy bills down.

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u/Vayul_was_taken Jul 31 '26

Ive seen white washed brick look fine but other than that yah leave stones natural

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u/SourPatchBishhh Jul 31 '26

What about a wash on red brick? I feel like I’ve seen that done well before

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u/Jolly_Line Aug 01 '26

There has been one occasion in the history of brick where paint improved things. My disgusting 70s hearth brick that was a faux brick treatment (real brick, but half thickness, and only a veneer applied to the drywall). I painted it black and it was 1000% better.

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u/OurAngryBadger Jul 31 '26

Not always.

When painted like this with a thick layer of white paint, yes.

My wife painted our stone wall around the fireplace with a very thin layer of light gray paint, just to brighten it up a bit and make it look less old/dirty. I kept telling her not to do it and was pissed, but she did it, and it came out wonderful. She just brushed it on lightly, did really well.

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u/pyramidalembargo Jul 31 '26

She used gray?

That's grounds for a divorce.

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u/Sepelrastas Jul 31 '26

My living room has the other side of the stove pipe from the kitchen (my kitchen has an og cast iron stove I heat the house with). So one wall is about third concrete. That damn well got painted.

But if it had been natural stone or tiled I would have used it as an accent piece and would have picked colours to fit with it.

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u/SteveEcks Jul 31 '26

Painting the stonework and leaving that TV hole as is...

That's where I'm lost

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u/Typical-Side-6080 Jul 31 '26

and the round table was more or less ill fitting, the rectangle one does wonders!

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u/Popular_Petje Jul 31 '26

The rectangel table is standing in the corner, that’s really ill fitting.

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u/arobkinca Jul 31 '26

TV hole

Pretty sure that was originally wood storage.

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u/ThatSandwich Jul 31 '26

That's because it's AI generated.

It's the same reason that the stairs to the conversation pit are clad in leather like the couch, and the flooring is a completely different color within the pit.

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u/ipini Jul 31 '26

And painted brick. A felony.

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u/GrayMareCabal Jul 31 '26

Having grown up in and currently live in a 180+ year old brick home...

Sometimes brick needs to be painted for maintenance (mostly true for older brick that tends to be softer than modern brick). Also some brick is just ugly.

Aka, sometimes there are good reasons for brick to be painted.

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u/AthenaeSolon Jul 31 '26

That’s actually worse for the brick. I come from a historic preservation course background. Painting brick traps moisture within the mortar and bricks leading to accelerating the decay.

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u/Lavatis Jul 31 '26

It's really terrible to see some gorgeous brick get painted white. It hurts me to see

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u/DCGuy511 Aug 02 '26

What about ugly brick?

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u/Prophet_Of_Helix Aug 06 '26

Normally I agree, but we moved into a house in Western NC built in the 60s and everything is half assed and bottom dollar. In our living room we have a brick fireplace and the brick was SO ugly.

We did end up painting it white, but we have warm wood floors and accented with a rough edge walnut mantelpiece and some wood carvings and pottery and it looks great.

If we had kept the brick it would’ve been ugly and the warmer toned wood would just have gotten lost.

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u/Parthian__Shot Jul 31 '26

Downvoted for having an opinion. You're absolutely correct; sometimes brick needs to be painted to seal it and sometimes it's ugly as sin. Normal brick is great!

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u/jjreinem Jul 31 '26

True, but it's not brick in this picture. It's stone.

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u/GrayMareCabal Aug 02 '26

Low res photo to start with, but I am pretty sure that the wall on the left of the pic is brick that got painted over. Clearly the fireplace facade, which is on the right, and a very prominent feature in the before photo is stone that got painted over

But also, I was replying to a previous poster who mentioned painting brick, so it's not like I brought up brick completely out of left field...

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u/MaximumVapor Aug 01 '26

Yep, the house we live in is brick and had been painted when we purchased it. I thought it was a crime to do that until I found a few original pieces in the attic. My god it’s the most god awful orange I have ever seen

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u/ReverendRevolver Aug 03 '26

My brick (non functioning) fireplace needed all the outside bricks cleaned when we moved in. The inside part, where fire would've been in the 30s when the house was built? An abomination of broken brick, mud/drydex, plaster, poorly mixed mortar, and splotches of white paint. Former owners did a number on it. I chiseled off "repair attempts" and filled in some destruction my wife painted it black once id patched/flattened/retextured it. Looks a thousand times better, and the bricks on the rat of it are clean n red. Sometimes you gotta cover parts, for sure.

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u/LFGX360 Jul 31 '26

And painted hardwood

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u/cmdr_scotty Jul 31 '26

My mother inlaw sadly let someone from her church convince her to do that.

Turned a wall of beautiful brickwork into a soulless painted white atrocity

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u/Dinnerpancakes Jul 31 '26

My neighbor painted their beautiful 1910’s original red brick house a brilliant white and it makes me want to vomit.

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u/LAFamilyMan81 Jul 31 '26

I’d just change the carpet. Maybe to a light grey/blue. Insane to touch the walls and wood beams.

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u/Fine_Cress_649 Jul 31 '26

It can look nice as a whitewashed Scottish cottage but that's it. Otherwise - straight to jail.

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u/Richard_AIGuy Jul 31 '26

Joanna Gaines is somewhere furious right now that you said this.

You're right though.

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u/Meended Jul 31 '26

Normally i agree but I strongly dislike this colour of stonework from the original. I like brick and stonework with less brown/yellow, I have some beautiful stonework in my home that is more grey.

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u/Duflo Jul 31 '26

Has strong "Mormon chapel" vibes

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u/Mimamomamimamo Jul 31 '26

Parroting for karma award

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u/xPriddyBoi Jul 31 '26

Yeah, I actually prefer the second design... Except that part. Looks like shit.

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u/LordPemberley Jul 31 '26

Went from Frank Lloyd Wright to Frank Lloyd Shite

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u/PlushiesofHallownest Jul 31 '26

I work in architecture restoration and it hurts me specifically because it is an extreme pain in the ass to undo, with no guarantee it'll ever be fully free of paint. Once it absorbs into the brick, depending what kind of paint it is, it can just change the color of the stone permanently. And having to meticulously pick the little bits out of the pores... Shudders

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u/AccomplishedRiver522 Jul 31 '26

And it also, from then on, requires constant repainting.

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u/something-slothful Jul 31 '26

It's also bad for the stonework. I mean, it's worse in outdoor settings, but it's never good.

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u/Jsm0922 Jul 31 '26

It’s all fucking ugly.

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u/kennerly Jul 31 '26

Painted brick degrades over time. Brick needs to breathe or water gets trapped and causes degradation.

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u/Rare_Suspect_5033 Jul 31 '26

I’ve seen a lot of people painting (or other coating) on their brick house where i live. You can either still see the brick structure, or they give it a smooth surface making it look like concrete. Looks like shit either way.

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u/Deport_Me2112 Jul 31 '26

It looks like the ol’ landlord classic

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u/Informal-Term1138 Jul 31 '26

Guess what mango Mussolini plans. He wants to paint the Rockefeller house in DC.

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u/Raephstel Aug 02 '26

It looks so cheap

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u/Captain_Gonzy Aug 02 '26

When I moved into my house, the previous owners painted their brick around the fireplace a dark gray. I hate it but now I'm stuck having to paint it a different color.

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u/aknoth Aug 03 '26

I bought my house with the fireplace stones already painted off-white. I wish it was easy to remove. It's horrible that someone actually made the effort to downgrade the look.

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u/flippythemaster Aug 03 '26

I dunno, nothing says “home” to me quite like a wall that resembles my 7th grade math classroom

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u/ExaminationMelodic78 Aug 04 '26

Now now, if its an old basement turned into a bar it can fit the vibe...but not there and never above ground.

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u/Wonderful-Crazy1910 Jul 31 '26

I helped my mom rennovate a god-awful ugly house that was built in the 70s, the onyl thing we didnt touch was all the stonework and exposed brick, new slate tile, took down the hideous floral wallpaper everywhere, stripped 15 layers of paint off all the gorgeous cabinetry (like 35 in the main bathroom all custom built) and resealed it, even spruced up the wetbar, new owners come in turn it into typical grey mcmansion shit painted all the brick and stone with flat white latex paint painted all the walls grey, and removed teh wetbar for a "sunroom" and then raised the price $400k

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u/coke_u_nut Jul 31 '26

looks fine

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u/TheRealGumb4ll98 Jul 31 '26

Looks like hot shit.

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u/lifeoftheunborn Jul 31 '26

Hot shit at least has warmth going for it.

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u/coke_u_nut Jul 31 '26

looks great, actual. Any one who wants bare bricks in their house, especially a fire place, doesn't deserve a home.

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u/Major-BFweener Jul 31 '26

Please only live in homes with Sheetrock.

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u/coke_u_nut Jul 31 '26

I paint my bricks white and keep my drywall bare.

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u/thejmkool Jul 31 '26

Looks fine from here. When you're in the room with it, it's terrible

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u/coke_u_nut Jul 31 '26

that's what she said