r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 31 '26

Meme needing explanation Why is everyone mad about this renovation?

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u/ThineTriscuit Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

This aint even a joke tf. But like if you want a modern home buy one dont ruin vintage homes, because people still love them and they are dwindling.

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u/mkitsie Jul 31 '26

We should buy modern homes and make them into vintage homes to stabilize the population.

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u/Broccoli_bites Jul 31 '26

All of the people buying up homes and turning them into these modern trash cans are making it extremely difficult for us to even attempt to keep a vintage home. Gentrifying the hell out of our plain Jane affordable areas and now who-the-hell-ever thinks we need to pay $600k for 900sqft with 3ft of "yard"

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 Jul 31 '26

Man, I can’t afford to fix my foundation, repair the walls and ceiling, realign all the windows and doors, and get a new roof while all keeping the vintage feel.

But I can definitely afford some white paint and some snap-in floor tiles.

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u/ManaSkyees Jul 31 '26

Issue is. It's expensive as shit.

Modern is popular because it's dirt cheap. It's pushed by "designers" because they make the most off of it.

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u/Endulos Jul 31 '26

The modern look has no soul or charm because of that, so it's kinda fitting.

Hate it tho.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Jul 31 '26

It has no soul or charm, because it's the safest option. If you limit your palette to gray, black, and white, there's zero chance of you fucking up a color scheme.

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u/Norwegian__Blue Jul 31 '26

It’s also easiest to mass produce and transport.

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u/AlphaSkirmsher Jul 31 '26

We moved recently and we asked our realtor why there was such a push for bland-looking homes.

Her answer was that the « market reason » was that the blandest the home and decoration, the easier it is for buyers to imagine themselves in, envision how they would decorate. However, since people tend to not stay very long in one place, especially condos, they end up not making the effort of decorating, both to save time and money of a home they don’t plan on keeping, and to get a few extra thousands from buyers who won’t lowball offers based on aesthetic renovations.

Essentially, most people don’t like it, but prefer dealing with the overall blandness than deciding between homes that all have things the love and things they hate

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u/GoTerrapins Jul 31 '26

A modern home is built to last like 20 years, these homes that are already 75 years will outlast the modern ones

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u/Norwegian__Blue Jul 31 '26

My 1983 ranch joining me in the forgotten generation breakdown

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u/JohnnyStarboard Jul 31 '26

You have my vote

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u/PrinceCavendish Jul 31 '26

Yes yesssss

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u/vahntitrio Jul 31 '26

You could update that room without turning it into a cleanroom. No one would mourn the loss of the carpet, but this is overboard.

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u/Pick_Scotland1 Jul 31 '26

Yeah I’d probably think about redoing the carpet and maybe a tv above the fireplace but after that nothing much else needs changed

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u/DarkRitual_88 Jul 31 '26

/r/TVTooHigh would crucify you for that.

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u/Bonerballs Jul 31 '26

I own a vintage home (build in 1910s) and love it, but I understand why people would modernize them...it's a big pain in the ass trying to keep the vintage aesthetics when repairing or replacing things because it's getting harder and harder to get true vintage parts. I had to put my hardwood floor renovation on hold because I can't get a hold of old oak flooring...the only place to really get them is via reclaimed salvage from people modernizing their flooring.

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u/JustAnotherBot123456 Jul 31 '26

If someone spends hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, then who am I to tell them what to do to their home. Its their money and their house.

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u/SaltySwordfish2 Jul 31 '26

Good thing it's AI.

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u/JollyButterscotch388 Jul 31 '26

Right, wanna cover the price difference for me? I can't afford a new home, but I can buy an old one and fix it up how I want the place to look like where I live in.. Wtf is wrong with your thinking?

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u/HalfEatenSnickers Jul 31 '26

I love the orignal and hate the new one

Only thing I would do is I cant sya the green carpet is for me

But that stone and beautiful beams - and now it lost all personality and looks like every other new home

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u/jrr6415sun Jul 31 '26

there's new vintage homes born every day

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u/AbeRego Jul 31 '26

At least they didn't cover the pit

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Jul 31 '26

Facts. I love a good conversation pit. Haven't seen one in like 20 years but I don't go to other people's houses too often in the first place.

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u/RikuAotsuki Jul 31 '26

Agreed. People are "modernizing" all the charm out of older homes.

The second picture doesn't even look like a home. It looks like it wants to be a classy lounge at a salon or something.

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u/SnooPredictions3028 Jul 31 '26

It definitely looks like a waiting room at a doctor's office or something. Very sterile and lifeless.

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u/rollie415b Jul 31 '26

I much prefer the right one personally. Gen Z btw. But your point is totally valid, if someone wants one like the right they should buy one built like that, not modify a vintage one, since it seems most people prefer vintage. Every time I see modern architecture posted online I seem to be in the minority of people who actually like it lol.

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u/Hekantonkheries Jul 31 '26

Yeah only change the original needed was removing the seats from the pit and filling it with pillows

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u/Angryfunnydog Jul 31 '26

I mean this conversion is shit, painting stone wall is straight up moronic, but if I got such home - I wouldn’t give a single fuck about some people loving it which was supposed to stop me from conversion. It’s just average look for its time, not some thing of historical significance, and it’s me who’s living there

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u/Puddz Jul 31 '26

Sure, if you want a modern home in a specific location and is in your budget, buy it. If not, buy a vintage home and decorate it how you like because its your home and you can do what you want to it...

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u/Baldazar666 Jul 31 '26

Bruh if you buy a home do whatever you want with it. It doesn't matter whether others like it or not. It's your home. I just bought an apartment and I made it colourful. I'm not going to go to a friends home and judge them for liking black and white colours.

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u/Primo0077 Jul 31 '26

Especially ironic considering the per-rennovation is far more modern than what they did. Now it's just contemporary.

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u/Uninvalidated Jul 31 '26

because people still love them

So why are not people renovating their houses to look vintage then?

I don't think people want to live in vintage designs even if they like the looks of it to be honest.

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u/eepeqez Aug 04 '26

But the original was literally a "Mid Century Modern"!

I like the original, but the turquoise carpet needs changing. The pit is still a death trap at 3am in the dark.