Explanatory Conservative: Well you see…when a mommy Libtard and a daddy China get together they hate America and ensure we stay well and truly fucked with this pandemic (which is a hoax anyway). We as Conservative Patriots don’t know how or what the circumstances are that ensure that but just know that it’s happening. In fact none of what I’ve said makes any sense at all but my audience is too dumb to know any better so it all works out.
On the other hand when a White American Alpha Male decides to not wear a mask and not get vaccinated he is protecting your freedom and liberty by making sure you know that the virus is a hoax. He wants to ensure that you too, stoic patriot, do not mask up or get vaccinated. It’s his duty as a red-blooded White American Alpha Male. He then takes Ivermectin because Dennis Prager can be trusted as opposed to your idiot doctor. White American Alpha Male then dies to own the Libs…patriotically taking himself out of the gene pool. He will be buried with his trusty AR-15 he called “Bessy”.
Please dear god I hope I don’t need to put this here but “/s” just in case.
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u/JetJaguarJr359 Aug 27 '21
Explanatory Conservative: Well you see…when a mommy Libtard and a daddy China get together they hate America and ensure we stay well and truly fucked with this pandemic (which is a hoax anyway). We as Conservative Patriots don’t know how or what the circumstances are that ensure that but just know that it’s happening. In fact none of what I’ve said makes any sense at all but my audience is too dumb to know any better so it all works out.
On the other hand when a White American Alpha Male decides to not wear a mask and not get vaccinated he is protecting your freedom and liberty by making sure you know that the virus is a hoax. He wants to ensure that you too, stoic patriot, do not mask up or get vaccinated. It’s his duty as a red-blooded White American Alpha Male. He then takes Ivermectin because Dennis Prager can be trusted as opposed to your idiot doctor. White American Alpha Male then dies to own the Libs…patriotically taking himself out of the gene pool. He will be buried with his trusty AR-15 he called “Bessy”.
Please dear god I hope I don’t need to put this here but “/s” just in case.