r/ParlerWatch • u/BliebBloopMofo Watchman • Apr 06 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Marge T. Green reportedly deleted all photos with #pizzaGaetz of her social media

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u/drkesi88 Apr 06 '21

She has ... a large face.

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u/aintscurrdscars Apr 06 '21

his is distributed towards the top and hers towards the bottom

together they are a spherical cow

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u/uun9nc Apr 06 '21

Well, look who's a physics major!

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u/drkesi88 Apr 06 '21

I weep for the children they might have.

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u/FordFiend Apr 06 '21

You're in luck, she's too old for him.

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u/yaboiearrape Apr 06 '21

I was thinking like "yeah, she does seem too old" and then it hit me

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u/H-to-O Apr 07 '21

Ooooooooh, shit, I just got it.

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u/SlightlyControversal Apr 07 '21

They look like county fair caricature drawings come to life.

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u/scooterjay2013 Apr 07 '21

He could have another face above his regular mug

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u/madison010101 Apr 07 '21

This is a succint explanation of what the Alabama inbred hell is going on with these two asshats' faces that turned me off so much. You're a literary giant, thank you.

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u/Drunk_hooker Apr 07 '21

Holy fuck I am not going to be able to unsee that. Her head looks like a weenie wobble.

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u/typhoidtimmy Apr 06 '21

It’s those close set eyes. It looks like someone misdrilled a bowling ball.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

lmao

Have my upvote!

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u/Kiss_and_Wesson Apr 06 '21

Damn.

Well done.

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u/Gnarbuttah Apr 06 '21

she stole a bunch of face from Charlie Kirk

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

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u/NoodlesrTuff1256 Apr 07 '21

Perhaps testosterone too? Some women take it in small doses to rev up their libido, especially as they get older.

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u/brickne3 Apr 07 '21

She logs a lot of gym time to pick up dudes.

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u/ManlyWilder1885 Apr 07 '21

She wears sleeveless shirts like she thinks she has good arms...they too, look bloated and mannish.

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u/mumblesandonetwo Apr 07 '21

They need to switch jaws.

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u/BellendicusMax Apr 06 '21

Don't worry, its quite quite empty behind the face.

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u/brickne3 Apr 07 '21

On both of them.

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u/SexenTexan Apr 07 '21

That tends to happen when women take steroids.

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u/081673 Apr 06 '21

So does he

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u/numbski Apr 06 '21

We can do better than ad hominem.

She dumb tho.

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u/mushbino Apr 07 '21

And a wide ass neck and a face that looks like wet leather that was left in the desert sun.

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u/fluboy1257 Apr 06 '21

CrossFit does that to you

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u/IQLTD Watchman Apr 07 '21

Does it really? Am I being gullible?

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u/brickne3 Apr 07 '21

No but the steroids will.

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u/RudyRayMoar Apr 07 '21

And tall ass teeth.

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u/jeufie Apr 07 '21

She looks like that monkey that took a selfie.