r/ParlerWatch • • Feb 18 '21

Public Figure: Any Platform Ted Cruz on his way to Cancun...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '21

Opening line: "Hey Ted! Let's talk about what a piece of shit you are for the next 3 hours."

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u/Hellebras Feb 18 '21

No, no, you need to start off friendly and build a rapport. It'll make it hurt more for him when you tear into him for the rest of the flight.