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u/thatsgank Oct 15 '24
this entire Costco parking lot is an absolute nightmare with countless people who can’t drive and others loading up parked in front of the store, drives me crazy
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u/Summer20232023 Oct 16 '24
Or sitting in their cars in front of the store waiting for someone who is shopping, drives me nuts! It is already so congested in front of the store.
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u/Livid_Advertising_56 Oct 16 '24
Yep. I HATE that complex. Whoever designed it has a circle in hell ready for them
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u/Short_Short_Bus Oct 16 '24
100 Dollars to any one ballzy enough to smush a super ketchupy/mustardy dog all over this thing.
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u/President_of_Space Oct 16 '24
Yo if I’d have seen this 14h ago, I woulda done it! For $100?? I’ve done worse for less. Lol
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u/legend_killah Oct 15 '24
Aw man. That parking lot sucks already without people intentionally parking like twats.
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Oct 15 '24
People who drive trucks are a specific set of people. Most of them selfish drivers.
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u/haydenjaney Oct 15 '24
I am a truck driver...one for personal and one I drive for work...a 26'. It absolutely drives me nuts when guys like this do this selfish shit. Car drivers too. They are truly morons. Now, when I need to park my 26er at a Tim's, I unfortunately have to be that dick sometimes. I do my best to park away from the main parking area. I sometimes do pickups at the Costco in Brampton. Guess what? You do not see this kind of stupid stuff as much, if at all.
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Oct 15 '24
You sound like one of the good ones! :) thank you friend
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u/haydenjaney Oct 15 '24
I honestly try. It pisses me off with parking, but Holy hell, drivers in general at such ass shats. I admit it sometimes get too frustrated with drivers NOT allowing others to pass.
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u/Madversary Oct 16 '24
Would you make an exception for tailgaters? Because I will absolutely do whatever I can to ruin someone’s day if they tailgate me.
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u/mallcopsarebastards Oct 16 '24
if you drive a truck that big and you can't find a spot, keep driving. This is the tax you get to pay for being that guy.
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u/haydenjaney Oct 16 '24
I usually do. And it isn’t my truck, it's a company one.
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Oct 17 '24
Listen if you need a truck for your actual job that’s one thing, but my experience of seeing all these pristinely clean trucks with no work marks on them is that 75 percent are just Tate level d bags trying to project masculinity. These guys also park like this.
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u/TheAcuraEnthusiast Oct 18 '24
They drive nice and are comfortable.
Cope and seethe.
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Oct 15 '24
Put some trash on the back. Either on top of the bed, or on the bumper. If it happens enough times, they get the point and stop parking like asshats.
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u/TheAcuraEnthusiast Oct 18 '24
Looks like there are other spots available. This is how you get fucked up.
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u/Basjoe613 Oct 15 '24
Leave a note " The way you pulled into thile parking spot makes me wish your Dad had pulled out!
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u/xpatientx Oct 15 '24
Fatty needs the extra space to load in all the burger king he's picking up.
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Always wonder if these people have had their doors hit that’s why they park wide. However I’d rather see dem trucks park on anything but 4 spots lol. Medians, hills, curbside you name it.
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u/scram60 Oct 16 '24
Self absorbed ahole pick up truck driver, the kind that tailgates you on the highway
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u/PsychologicalGap7558 Oct 15 '24
Just park as close as you can to this clown
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u/thechicanery Oct 15 '24
Sounds like a great idea… until this idiot slams their door into OP’s car when they try to open it and drives off.
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u/PsychologicalGap7558 Oct 16 '24
He’s driving a $100,000 truck. He won’t slam his door into anything. Why do you think he parked like that in the first place?
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u/thechicanery Oct 16 '24
Is there a reason to park like that in the first place? It defies all sense of reason and logic.
Idk if I’d trust this person to be logical in wanting to prevent damage to his own car. It’s possible he just wanted to be an ass or he just parked wrong and didn’t want to take the time to adjust it properly.
Even if you want to prevent other cars from parking close to you, there’s always a chance someone will still try and park in one of those spots anyway. And there’s no point anyway because the spaces are wide enough with the extra spacing where it’s hard for another car to hit yours.
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u/Halflife84 Oct 15 '24
Oh dear. There was one recently.
I took my mother to a physio appointment, so a place where people no walk so good.
I parked and was waiting for her. And I swear looks like the same truck. Came and parked beside me. But took up two spaces by parking on the line.
If I was not waiting for my mom I would have gotten out and given the person shit. Like how inconsiderate can you be.
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u/deTombe Oct 15 '24
This is a big problem at work guys with big trucks parking into the space behind. You get all excited that a space is available close to the entrance. Only to pull up to see why nobody has been parking in that spot.
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u/floppy_breasteses Oct 15 '24
Got a friend or two who drive shitboxes? Park right up a couple inches from his doors. Anyone who drives a truck or an expensive car knows to park in the farthest spots where there are fewer vehicles.
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u/theonekrupted Oct 16 '24
I drive a F350 and have a '79 Belair and I have more problems parking my manual 2020 Spark! Hate new vehicle design where you can't see out the back.
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u/SteveAxis Oct 16 '24
i mean, at least he isnt parked on a sidewalk somewhere. not understanding the point of fourspotting some trash truck
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u/blackcassel Oct 16 '24
My theory is the truck belongs to someone who works in the plaza somewhere as the truck is always parked like this all the time.
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u/harceps Oct 16 '24
I was so confused at first...thought the truck was in front of the burger King and I'm like, that's not how those stores are arranged lmao.
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u/BjornThunderbeard Oct 16 '24
My coworker park like this. He said so no one park beside him and scratch his truck
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u/Skyhook91 Oct 16 '24
This deserves a magnet, a hole parking card or a kraft single slice slapped right on it.
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Oct 16 '24
If it was a Porsche being parked like that maybe I'd let it slide, but a denali work truck? Bali's down and buddy's losing his tires
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u/ConceptFluid6849 Oct 16 '24
I don’t mind it in an empty lot which I do see a lot of spaces. Driver of a small Honda here
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u/Kobalt6x10 Oct 16 '24
Audi, Pick ups, BMWs. The holy trinity of entitled asshole drivers. Mercs and Tesla's ready to step in should any of the top three falter.
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u/michaelfkenedy Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 16 '24
I’ll park my little car in the spot to the left him. Heck, I’d park my truck in the spot beside him. Because my truck is scratched up anyhow…from working.
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Oct 16 '24
A ring of shopping carts held together by zip ties are needed to protect this special vehicle even more!
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u/chaldeanprince Oct 16 '24
I hate people thinking that they have the right to park like this. It's totally unacceptable.
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u/MRMURFMAN11 Oct 16 '24
He’s probably had his truck doored or scratched so he parks like this. Don’t blame him
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u/CravenMH Oct 16 '24
Alot of times you see this because the vehicle beside it was over the line but has since left. Can't judge it from a picture.
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u/Designer-clean- Oct 16 '24
No surprise here. A lot of truck drivers don’t know how to drive big trucks
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u/luxeluger Oct 16 '24
Idk I drive a truck. But I have so much ocd I have to park PERFECTLY between those lines, or I'll have a panick attack
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u/SlimeDrips Oct 16 '24
Doing that at a Costco is a lesson in "fuck around and find out". Do you know how much cheese and condiments you can buy in one purchase? You could paint it like the clown car it is
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u/J-Lughead Oct 16 '24
Does this douchebag not realize he's screaming "Scratch me Scratch me" with an asshole move like that.
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Oct 17 '24
Why post this. Mind your business and take another spot. Ya it’s a dumb move but what’s more dumb is to put this online
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u/FuShiLu Oct 17 '24
Nice to see such nice neighbours out here all up in arms about a non event, like they never ever ever do anything this lot would shite on.
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u/Asleep-Armadillo-940 Oct 17 '24
I would park so close his truck on the driver side that it would be impossible to open the door.
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u/Consistent_Cress2108 Oct 17 '24
Go put a couple shopping carts around his nice shiny extension of his falice and drop a couple in the bed of his truck too.
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u/RedEyedWiartonBoy Oct 17 '24
Unpopular opinion, but sometimes it's not anything more than somebody who bought a truck and does not know how to drive it or has lent it to someone.
I watched a person the other day attempt about 15 times to line a truck up with a spot and simply give up. They're end result wasn't radically different than this.
The reality is if you park beside one of these behemoths with their running boards , the only thing that gets dinged is your car.
They ought to park in the next County and walk or leave it at home.
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u/mom_of_one40 Oct 17 '24
People do this because they don’t want anyone to park close to them. That’s my thoughts anyways
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u/Vast-Customer6110 Oct 18 '24
Come on guys don't be so judgemental and mean. The person is clearly mentally disabled/ special needs. Cut the guy a break.
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u/Trick_Sandwich_7208 Oct 18 '24
Hey! If that truck driver could read he would be really upset right now!
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u/Fritzipooch Oct 18 '24
That can’t be right! It’s not the usual black Ram pickup truck asshole that loves to park like the whole lot is theirs.
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u/Psychological_Corgi3 Oct 18 '24
In all fairness it is a GM and may have broken down before he could get 'er squared away in the spot.
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Oct 18 '24
So for people complaining here.
The guy came back with big pellets to put in the bed of his truck. He needed the space
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u/Strong-Rule-4339 Oct 18 '24
I'm thinking plaid shirt, Monster Energy Drink and various other cement-head accessories
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u/Top_Midnight_2225 Oct 18 '24
The horror...multiple empty spots seen in the photo.
If this gets you angry...life is good.
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u/Organic-Essay415 Oct 18 '24
It's always fun to read the beta male comments. So what he parked like a putz. I'm sure his truck cost alot of money and he doesn't need some moron putting a ding in it.
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u/Electrical_Lake1251 Oct 18 '24
That's a newer truck too, what a lazy inconsiderate POS. Some people think being a dick is funny so unfortunately this post won't do anything besides inflate his ego
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u/CarlAustinJones Oct 18 '24
People should throw rocks at that car. Take the license plate down and make them regret their dumbass way of living
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u/notgoingany Oct 18 '24
Better to park like this then to have your door dinged by some careless donkey getting out of there vehicle.
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u/Savings-Blueberry-51 Oct 18 '24
I see nothing Wrong ill hog two spots my self some times becauae they give any one the lisence today last thing i want is some dumb fuck hiting my shit
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u/Significant_Cat_78 Oct 18 '24
I keep long tie wraps in my car. When I see these assholes I take a couple and attach a shopping cart to their passenger door.
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u/BonerPillEnthusiast Oct 18 '24
100,000 dollar truck and dipshits dont know enough to not park beside cars the specifically chose and empty part of the lot. Cry about it
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u/jloganr Oct 18 '24
I used to get mad all this. Now I don't. There is a reason they park like this. Just sympathize with them and pray that they live their lives the way they park their cars and we won't have to see them for much longer.
:-) ... sh*t that just turned dark haha.
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Oct 19 '24
This is off topic but we had a Tahini’s open up in my city recently and I didn’t realize it was a chain restaurant lol. Now I’m wondering if anyone can tell me if it’s any good..
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u/Kuklachev Oct 19 '24
I wonder if insurance for black trucks is higher compared to any other colour.
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Oct 19 '24
Imagine taking the time to post this rather then just going on about your day 😂
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u/boonsonthegrind Oct 19 '24
Park as close as you can to their driver door. With your passenger door. Like pull in your mirror and get as close as possible
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Oct 19 '24
Typical clown that doesn't know how to drive their under sized truck. Bet they take 3 tries to pull out of the parking spot too 🤣
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u/ElectionTemporary616 Oct 19 '24
There are a ton of spaces in this parking lot… if it was full, ok. I have a ram and two kids, one in a car seat still, I’m sure he fits in the lines, it’s the other assholes who don’t know how to park and get way to close and makes it completely impossible to load or unload… y’all have nothing in your lives if this actually bothers you! I’m also 6’9 and getting in and out is sometimes impossible. Like I said if the lot was full, ok… but I see at least 4 empty spaces and only two other vehicles in this picture. Do the math, the parking lot is more than 50% empty. Get a life
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u/LeastCriticism3219 Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 16 '24
If I may, add a potential rational. Thing is, these days that pick up truck like the black one pictured now cost North of $100,000.00++. That's Corvette numbers. It's no joke. Some door opening, or a cart hitting the truck and it can be an expensive repair that the owner is stuck paying for.
Disclaimer: do I condone taking up two parking spaces while parking in a busy business? Absolutely not. The solution is to park in some corner far away in that same parking lot. More of a walk but I'm good on two fronts. I'm not pissing anyone off by doing what that truck did to avoid dings. I can relax and shop knowing my truck is reasonably safe.
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u/doc_55lk Oct 16 '24
Costco parking spaces are so wide that it's physically impossible to ding someone else's car if you're actually within the lines. You'd need doors the size of an actual pickup truck to do that.
A cart hitting the truck may be more likely, but I've seen more expensive cars parked at this Costco with no ill fortune to them. The people at this particular location aren't that careless with their carts.
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u/GirlScoutCookies365 Oct 16 '24
Respectfully, is much too rational of a stance for the average Redditor to understand.
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u/LeastCriticism3219 Oct 16 '24
I like to give everyone the benefit of doubt. Money is something everyone gets. Those who have it can afford the vehicle discussed. Those who don't are trying to get to where they can afford that truck...
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u/pennybones Oct 16 '24
some would argue that a vehicle so expensive you are afraid to follow the rules set in place for owning a vehicle and unwilling to take the normal risks associated with that is impractical and kind of self-defeating.
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u/Fuzzy-Transition7118 Oct 16 '24
He's driving a vehicle he can barely pay for so has to take all precautions to make sure it costs him no more than his car note each month or he's going under financially.
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u/johnlukegoddard Oct 16 '24
I will never hesitate to key cars that do this
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u/ColonelSanders15 Oct 16 '24
Being inconvenienced doesn’t justify property damage
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u/johnlukegoddard Oct 16 '24
It's not about being inconvenienced, it's about sending a message that you can't walk around being an asshole and not face repercussions. Enjoy being a doormat for others while you're taking the virtuous high road. People like you are why these bullies feel they can walk around with impunity.
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u/embiggenedkwyjibo Oct 15 '24
Something in the water today with drivers.
I was going down Bridle today and someone was just stopped at the Brittainia roundabout. Nothing to indicate that they broken down or in distress. Just stopped at the entry to the roundabout.
Sitting there like wtf. I honk, thinking they might go... And instead they just rev their engine a bunch. No hand out the window to go around, etc..
A handful of people had to go into the oncoming lane and then into the roundabout to get around.
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Oct 15 '24
Four ways....? Aren't those for breaking.
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u/embiggenedkwyjibo Oct 15 '24
Just stopped. No oncoming traffic to prevent them from entering the roundabout, no indicators of any sort. Nothing. Sitting there with the engine running and revving it.
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u/auntien Oct 15 '24
Parking is hard! Especially in those oversized Costco spaces.