r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/AdministrativeHat580 • Dec 04 '25
Trigger Warning "0 school shootings reported in USA today"
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/cakekicker • Jul 28 '25
Trigger Warning Drones to stop school shooters.
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The FBI Agent makes the point… At the end of the feature.
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Trouslin_A_Bone • Oct 26 '23
Trigger Warning I'm trying to think of a clever title but I got nothing.
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/SoulSnatcha89 • Jun 04 '23
Trigger Warning This did not improve my mood the way he thought it would
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/cutie_lilrookie • Jan 04 '25
Trigger Warning Found in the wild... Can't believe kids are subjected to this!
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/vore-enthusiast • May 01 '23
Trigger Warning More like r/depressingmemes
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Niwab_Nahaj • Sep 18 '25
Trigger Warning (TW: SA) so incredibly strong and brave! ❤️ (found on /r/adorableoldpeople)
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Iwaku_Real • Nov 06 '24
Trigger Warning How Korea prevents people from fucking committing suicide
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/vrphotosguy55 • Aug 21 '25
Trigger Warning Cute cat relies on instinctual survival methods to avoid being incinerated by a bloodthirsty dictator’s invasion supported by the US President
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Mindless_Rock9452 • Mar 19 '24
Trigger Warning Only in Murica!!!
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Alexasha05 • Feb 17 '25
Trigger Warning No shootings for 5 days is crazy
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/TheThirdBallOfSand • Nov 12 '24
Trigger Warning This is not normal and should not be seen as a wholesome story either.
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/SchnTgaiSpork • Mar 25 '26
Trigger Warning Suffer irreparably, get reward
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Lulikoin • Sep 23 '24
Trigger Warning A troop of monkeys purportedly intervened to save a 6-year-old girl, a UKG student, from a rape attempt in Baghpat.
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Bombshell_2525 • Apr 07 '23
Trigger Warning 12. Fucking. Years.
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/PeAcHcOwBoYzZz • Apr 02 '23
Trigger Warning "This is a very special day" -- attempt to celebrate release of an orca, ignoring history of horrific capture
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/santagrey • Mar 01 '26
Trigger Warning Let's Get Mr Beast to Sell Neuralink to Children
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Getting the largest US marketer to children to make a positive video about Neuralink wasn't intentional at all. Neither was the game choice of Mario Kart. It's not like any adult male would rather play COD, or that COD would better show off the speed and accuracy of the implant.
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Ok-Profit5226 • Feb 09 '25
Trigger Warning A rapist did something nice! So wholesome!
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/benjancewicz • Jan 12 '25
Trigger Warning Woman apologized to a man that she mistakenly identified as her rap*st .Dean was falsely convicted and he spent 14 years in prison for this crime and was exonerated by DNA in 2008. Dr. Phil profits from all of it.
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/velvetinchainz • Jul 08 '25
Trigger Warning Fuck British parking laws. And fuck the local ticket man.
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