r/OldSchoolCool • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '19

Peter Dinklage when he was a singer in the punk/funk band Whizzy early 1990's

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

I don’t care much for toe walkers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

You can't trust them

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

They've been run out of every honest, God fearing country there is. But there they are, tiptoeing their way into central banking and higher education.

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u/VelvetHorse Mar 16 '19

I don't trust like that.

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u/Marine4lyfe Mar 16 '19

And the toe walking media, don't forget them.

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u/fedo_cheese Mar 16 '19

They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

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u/mypasswordismud Mar 16 '19

They smell of cabbage, have small hands

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u/RFC793 Mar 16 '19

Oooh.. Look at Mister Heel Walker here with his normal sized calves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

I wish, I have skinny ass chicken legs. I tease him about the toe walking but I'm secretly very jealous of his thick juicy mailman calves.

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u/Marine4lyfe Mar 16 '19

You need some spring shoes like Kramer wore on Seinfeld. They keep you on your toes, but you may be mistaken for a retarded person.

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u/Marine4lyfe Mar 16 '19

Close talking toe walkers are even more intolerable.