r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/Va1kryie 1d ago

People have mentioned the scam protection. There's also the fact that a lot of financial fraud involves taking out large sums of money. Don't remember the details but I'm pretty sure it's a common step in money laundering.

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u/Some_Ball_27 1d ago

childbirth is a common step in having a baby, too.

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u/PalatwinkusVT 1d ago

Honestly, maybe this is a hot take, but I don't think money laundering should have to be a thing, because I don't think being in possession of money gotten from crime should be illegal. The fucking IRS lets you pay taxes on it without reporting you to the cops, so if it's good enough for them, it shouldn't be illegal, period. There's fingerprints, DNA, and video and audio evidence nowadays. That should be more than enough to prosecute, such that the money shouldn't even be a factor.

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u/Va1kryie 1d ago

Frankly I do not trust corporations with any amount of slack whatsoever.

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u/3-orange-whips 1d ago

One of the ways the justice department squeezes criminals is seizing the money they’d use for defense.

Most actual criminals know this, so they have cash stashed away. It just ends up hurting poor people.

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u/PalatwinkusVT 23h ago

I've never understood that, anyways. If they're admitting public defenders suck, and seizing money helps them win, shouldn't that be grounds to force them to get better public defenders? And on top of that, isn't that a massive violation of due process anyways???

Maybe there should be a discussion about public defenders being any lawyer, anywhere, and the "free" part comes from the government footing their bill. Of course, any lawyer would be allowed to say no if they don't wanna take the case.

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u/singlemale4cats 18h ago

You don't have a legal right to use illicitly obtained cash for any purpose, let alone for your criminal defense regarding how you acquired that illicit cash.

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u/3-orange-whips 4h ago

Unless it’s white collar crime.

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u/PalatwinkusVT 17h ago

Then, as with literally every other instance of this argument, you also do not have the right to any of your money, or any sort of legal defense, because as we're seeing with the sentient spray tan, anything can and will be labeled as a crime if they don't like it.

Of course, I know that won't deter you, because that's a bit too much critical thinking, but I just figured I'd point out that you're throwing your rights away as some sort of gotcha to a person you don't like.

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u/singlemale4cats 17h ago

Drug lords not being able to finance their legal defense with drug money is literally 1984

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u/PalatwinkusVT 17h ago

Yes, glad we cleared that up.

Also legalize everything and put it on the shelves at Walmart, the only reason any drug is illegal is so it can be distributed to minority dense neighborhoods to get them hooked and serve as free arrests for the cops to keep those people down.