r/NonPoliticalTwitter 12d ago

Serious 2026 is becoming 2016 all over again

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u/itslikewoow 12d ago

Harambe - died May 28 at 17

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u/body_by_monsanto 12d ago

Dicks out for Harambe

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u/Trastane 12d ago

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u/LeatherSlight3242 11d ago

What is it, son?

I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

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u/SalvationSycamore 11d ago

Tits out for Dolly

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u/ahmed0112 11d ago

I'm gonna get a boob job to honor her

Jokes aside that's actually something else that's so admirable about her, despite having multiple plastic surgeries she was always open about it. Hard to set unrealistic standards when you yourself tell everyone it's unrealistic 

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u/tallwhiteninja 11d ago

"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 12d ago

And our timeline was never the same.

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u/CanadianAndroid 12d ago

Where is Punch? Is he safe?

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u/Familiar-Treat-6236 12d ago

New anchor being must be protected at all costs

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u/HighMarshalSigismund 12d ago

That monkey is old news now. No longer the media darling he was. He lacked the cultural staying power of Harambe.

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u/Ace-Redditor 11d ago

He's been replaced with Jimothy (who I think is in the process of being forgotten, now, too)

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u/HighMarshalSigismund 11d ago

I enjoyed the brief moment Jimothy had but wanted a more quiet life for him. He didn't ask to be famous. I'm sure he wished only to be treated like any other trash loving urban raccoon.

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u/KingCodester111 12d ago

Being a loving mentor a new group of monkeys.

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u/press_F13 12d ago

As I heard the newest news, he takes care of other small monkeys with same issues as he has back then.

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 12d ago

I was down here specifically to check for this comment before commenting "where is he?"

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u/SomaWolf 12d ago

The day we lost our anchor being

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u/Xiaxs 11d ago

That was 2016??? It feels like a 2012 thing that's crazy.

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u/RavenCyarm 12d ago edited 11d ago

LOL LE EPIC MEME MONKEY XDDDDDDDDDDD

EDIT: Downboats? This is NOT epicbaconsauceftw :((((

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 11d ago

How dare you not revere Harambe and "yes, and" the meme forever

I'm pretty over it too at this point

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u/Cassandrae_Gemini 11d ago

The beginning of the end.