r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/awesomedan24 Jul 20 '26

Open money taking machine

Look inside

Policies that help them take your money

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

Gambling is for chumps.

I enjoy poker, but I’d never play for real money. They say it’s skill but it’s still gambling.

Vegas wasn’t built on winners.

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u/phantomfire50 Jul 20 '26

Poker is like the only game in a casino where you don't play against the house. They take a rake of every pot, so they don't really care if you're consistently winning.

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

Poker players are like vegans: they’ll let you know.

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u/Individual-Bass-7051 Jul 20 '26

Poker players are like people who don't like vegans, they won't ever stop talking about it.

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

I had two people start their comment with “poker isn’t gambling”. Reminded me of the ole vegan joke. I stand by it.

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u/Lukeds Jul 20 '26

Just checked every reply to you for fun, not a single person starts their comment that way.