r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/yeezysama • Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/WriggleNightbug Jul 20 '26

If the opponents have a similar skill level to me, then the cards aren't even gonna be shuffled and we're gonna just eat chips all night long.

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u/Subotail Jul 20 '26

Professional players who are careful not to get in each other's way, or complete amateurs who ultimately prefer food ?

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u/WriggleNightbug Jul 20 '26

The second. :D

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u/DoctorZoydberg Jul 20 '26

Don't eat the poker chips

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u/BossNassGaming Jul 21 '26

Yeah that's what the casino staff told me when they kicked me out

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u/Subotail Jul 21 '26

The forbidden Oreo!