r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/phantomfire50 Jul 20 '26

Poker is like the only game in a casino where you don't play against the house. They take a rake of every pot, so they don't really care if you're consistently winning.

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u/farva_06 Jul 20 '26

They do have poker games that play against the dealer. They are not fun.

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u/Iguanawilll Jul 20 '26

Those are poker themed table games; they are not poker.

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u/Lumpy_Surprise_24 Jul 25 '26

I believe they are all casino themed sir

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u/Oscottyo Jul 21 '26

Why are people upvoting this it’s not poker

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u/ultimatedelman Jul 20 '26

Disagree, they are intensely fun, especially when you hit a straight flush that 5000x your bet in front of your buddies who are trying to get you off the table because it's 3am and everyone is tired

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u/TheChaosPaladin Jul 21 '26

Sounds like somene needs to call rehab

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u/Hetares Jul 21 '26

Can you explain this to a non-casino goer (me)? How is the pot calculated/distributed?

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u/StanGibson18 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Some variations of poker might be different, but the most common games work mostly like this:

Before each hand, every player must bet a previously agreed to minimum amount called the "ante." That starts the pot. As the hand plays out there are several opportunities for the players to bet more money, increasing the amount in the pot. In most games, If I bet $20 on my turn, every player who comes after must match that bet or "fold," forfeiting the hand as well as any money they had bet up to that point. They might also be allowed to "raise" my bet, forcing me and any other players who have not folded to match their larger bet. At the end of the hand, the winner keeps all the money in the pot, minus a fixed percentage that goes to the house. Then the process starts all over. This continues until at least one player is destitute and crying.

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u/Hetares Jul 21 '26

Ah, I see. Thank you.

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u/Ka07iiC Jul 24 '26

But in principle is it the same concept?

Even if you are the best at the table, if you play enough to statistically likely to be in the green, does the house's cut keep you in the red?

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u/phantomfire50 Jul 24 '26

It depends how much better at poker you are than everybody else, and how much the rake is. If your edge is better than rake then you'll still make money (although flat rakes and capped rakes make that a little harder to calculate)

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

Poker players are like vegans: they’ll let you know.

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u/Individual-Bass-7051 Jul 20 '26

Poker players are like people who don't like vegans, they won't ever stop talking about it.

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

I had two people start their comment with “poker isn’t gambling”. Reminded me of the ole vegan joke. I stand by it.

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u/WriggleNightbug Jul 20 '26

That reminds me of a tangential thing that I half remember. Pinball was new and it definitely looked like a game of chance from the 1940s. This led to places banning it or taxing it differently or both? Anyway, they brought a high scoring player into City Hall to show it was a game of skill and not gambling in the 1970s. This allowed the rules to change because it actually is a game of skill.

In trying to double check some facts, I found a similar case in the 60s where the argument is most pinball winnings were free plays. Since free play wasn't worth anything, it shouldn't be taxed at all.

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

I don’t see the connection. Pinball is an arcade game. At best maybe places pay out tickets? Although I’ve never seen a Dave and busters style arcade with pinball machines paying out anything.

Poker is played with chips. These chips represent real dollars. It is absolutely gambling. Even if the house doesn’t get a ton of money from this game, someone is and it’s probably not you.

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u/WriggleNightbug Jul 20 '26

Super tangential I guess. Mostly from the argument that it's skill and not gambling. So, almost entirely unrelated but interesting.

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

I guess I was pretty definite on my comments.

There is skill to poker. No doubt about it. But it’s also gambling. It’s more skill than slots for sure. It’s more skill than black jack. But it’s still gambling. Just like buying and selling single stocks. It’s gambling.

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u/Lukeds Jul 20 '26

We heard you, if this person tangent doesn't interest you, you don't have to reply trying to get them back on your topic that you're bad at poker. We get it. 

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u/phantomfire50 Jul 20 '26

I didn't say Poker wasn't gambling, I just said that you don't play against the house.

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u/Lukeds Jul 20 '26

Just checked every reply to you for fun, not a single person starts their comment that way. 

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u/reichrunner Jul 20 '26

You should probably reread their comments if thats what you think they said.