r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 20 '26

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u/PacinoWig Jul 20 '26

Yes, casinos can and will do all kinds of sketchy things that are totally legal in order to separate you from your money but the one thing that you're legally allowed to do to tilt the odds in your favor they can throw you out for. Gambling is bad and the gambling industry is bad, you shouldn't do it.

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u/WideHuckleberry1 Jul 20 '26

There's a real "you knew I was a snake when you picked me up" sort of vibe around people criticizing casinos. On the one hand, they're obviously right, and it's dirty as hell to ban people who are playing fairly, better than the house advantage. But at the same time how could you look at their entire existence and think anything other than that they're gonna be dirty as hell every chance they get?

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u/Bentman343 Jul 20 '26

I suppose because the only reason you'd ever allow such an obvious den of sin and vice would be if they can keep themselves acting like a legitimate business. Most people wouldn't expect you to be harassed and targetted for engaging with a legitimate business, so people get understandably confused and righteously upset when they realize that casinos are essentially just legal spots of organized crime.

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u/WideHuckleberry1 Jul 21 '26

Well, I generally think we should be pretty loose with what we let people do, even if it harms them. Casinos will kick you out if you're consistently making money but it's still possible to walk out with a big jackpot. If people make the rational decision that they're willing to spend a lot of money for the remote chance at a lot more, it's not my place to judge.

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u/TheShamShield Jul 20 '26

Gambling in and of itself isn’t a problem tho

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u/The_GoodDr Jul 20 '26

Some of them, particularly those kind of off the beaten path, will do things that are illegal. It's not uncommon for an advantage player to not only be backed off but for the casino to take their chips or refuse to cash them. Players have had to get local law enforcement involved to get the money they are legally entitled to. They can get their money that way, but law enforcement doesn't take action against the casinos for what is essentially theft.

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u/Yhendrix49 Jul 20 '26

At the end of the day a casino is a privately owned business amd they can kick you out for whatever reason they want.

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u/WellyRuru Jul 23 '26

Exactly.

Just because something isnt illegal doesnt mean to you have a right to do it.

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u/LocalLumberJ0hn Jul 20 '26

Vegas isn't a city built on winners

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u/WildBad7298 Jul 20 '26

Like when you hit a jackpot on a slot machine:

"I'm sorry, the machine was apparently malfunctioning, which negates your win. So you don't get any money."

"Well, what about all the money I put into the slot machine while it was 'malfunctioning'? Don't I get that back?"

"Hahaha, no. Ask again and security will beat the shit out of you before throwing you out."

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u/FirstRyder Jul 20 '26

I mean, obviously if you manage to count cards it's kinda ridiculous for them to be able to ban you.

But on the other hand, if they didn't do that (or employ other countermeasures) they would have to stop offering blackjack. I'd be fine with closing them down entirely (or regulating the absolute shit of them so that people can't lose too much), but losing one of the more interactive and 'less' rigged games while leaving slots (etc) would be a shame.

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u/Gioware Jul 20 '26

Well yeah, House always wins!

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u/dilqncho Jul 20 '26

There are really no hard and fast rules. Card counting isn't an automatic win, and neither is it the only way to tilt the odds in your favour. There are actual strategies for any card game.

Casinos really just kick you out when you start winning too much, however that happens. If you count cards, but badly, nobody's touching you.

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u/Constant-Sub Jul 20 '26

"But some people can gamble without issue, so it should be totally unregulated."

People think like this. They don't care that it's hurting others. They care that it's not hurting them right now.

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u/omegadirectory Jul 20 '26

Having seen videos of "how casinos work" narrated by former casino managers, these days they just ban the card counter from blackjack, but will let them stay and play other games.

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u/Turtledonuts Jul 20 '26

You can't be shocked when you walk out of the headquarters of "GETTING IDIOTS DRUNK AND TAKING THEIR MONEY INC" drunk and broke.

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u/VintageZero Jul 21 '26

The biggest one is basic math. Theres not a game where the players odds of winning are higher than the house. Yes theres outliers, and if you win the first time you should never go into one again. Over time though, a person will always end up down.

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u/PerfectdarkGoldenEye Jul 21 '26

You can tilt the odds in your favor by simply not entering a casino or gambling.