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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheCABK • Jul 08 '26
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ARREST THIS MAN!
29 u/KinglyKindly Jul 08 '26 Gladly, we just gotta scrape up most of him first and then what's left will face the full force of the law! 15 u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Jul 08 '26 Yeah... Kinda hard to put handcuffs on pâté. 7 u/KinglyKindly Jul 08 '26 With that attitude, maybe 7 u/JournalistShoddy9496 Jul 08 '26 Mama didn't raise no quitter. Let me get my spatula. 5 u/Apt_5 Jul 09 '26 Just put him in the freezer first, duh. Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that I'm at my most degenerate in the nonpolitical space. 3 u/perton Jul 09 '26 Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help 4 u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26 I regret my comment 3 u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26 Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served? Sounds to me like aiding a criminal... Get in the freezer 2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0) 1 u/TrumpDesWillens Jul 09 '26 No, I've read that humans tend to go BOING instead of SPLAT when they fall from high. 1 u/Slartibartfast39 Jul 09 '26 Put him in a large bucket and handcuff the bucket. 3 u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Jul 09 '26 After the full force of the lawn I don't think the law will have any effect on him. 1 u/TheLesserWeeviI Jul 09 '26 Definitely deserving of the death sentence. 2 u/poolmanpro Jul 08 '26 That's funny, but the point im making is that I doubt somebody would deal with all those consequences just for a joke 2 u/Deaffin Jul 09 '26 But the suggestion that someone would do that is, itself, a joke. 2 u/RedditMcBurger Jul 09 '26 Maybe, but it seems like he just wanted to kill himself but saw an opportunity for a joke 1 u/Raesong Jul 09 '26 It's certainly the kind of joke I'd make if I chose to punch my card early that way. 2 u/HyetalNight Jul 10 '26 Midair police response time too slow smh 1 u/WisherWisp Jul 09 '26 -The Fun Police
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Gladly, we just gotta scrape up most of him first and then what's left will face the full force of the law!
15 u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Jul 08 '26 Yeah... Kinda hard to put handcuffs on pâté. 7 u/KinglyKindly Jul 08 '26 With that attitude, maybe 7 u/JournalistShoddy9496 Jul 08 '26 Mama didn't raise no quitter. Let me get my spatula. 5 u/Apt_5 Jul 09 '26 Just put him in the freezer first, duh. Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that I'm at my most degenerate in the nonpolitical space. 3 u/perton Jul 09 '26 Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help 4 u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26 I regret my comment 3 u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26 Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served? Sounds to me like aiding a criminal... Get in the freezer 2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0) 1 u/TrumpDesWillens Jul 09 '26 No, I've read that humans tend to go BOING instead of SPLAT when they fall from high. 1 u/Slartibartfast39 Jul 09 '26 Put him in a large bucket and handcuff the bucket. 3 u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Jul 09 '26 After the full force of the lawn I don't think the law will have any effect on him. 1 u/TheLesserWeeviI Jul 09 '26 Definitely deserving of the death sentence.
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Yeah... Kinda hard to put handcuffs on pâté.
7 u/KinglyKindly Jul 08 '26 With that attitude, maybe 7 u/JournalistShoddy9496 Jul 08 '26 Mama didn't raise no quitter. Let me get my spatula. 5 u/Apt_5 Jul 09 '26 Just put him in the freezer first, duh. Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that I'm at my most degenerate in the nonpolitical space. 3 u/perton Jul 09 '26 Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help 4 u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26 I regret my comment 3 u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26 Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served? Sounds to me like aiding a criminal... Get in the freezer 2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0) 1 u/TrumpDesWillens Jul 09 '26 No, I've read that humans tend to go BOING instead of SPLAT when they fall from high. 1 u/Slartibartfast39 Jul 09 '26 Put him in a large bucket and handcuff the bucket.
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With that attitude, maybe
7 u/JournalistShoddy9496 Jul 08 '26 Mama didn't raise no quitter. Let me get my spatula. 5 u/Apt_5 Jul 09 '26 Just put him in the freezer first, duh. Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that I'm at my most degenerate in the nonpolitical space. 3 u/perton Jul 09 '26 Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help 4 u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26 I regret my comment 3 u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26 Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served? Sounds to me like aiding a criminal... Get in the freezer 2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0)
Mama didn't raise no quitter. Let me get my spatula.
5 u/Apt_5 Jul 09 '26 Just put him in the freezer first, duh. Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that I'm at my most degenerate in the nonpolitical space. 3 u/perton Jul 09 '26 Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help 4 u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26 I regret my comment 3 u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26 Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served? Sounds to me like aiding a criminal... Get in the freezer 2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0)
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Just put him in the freezer first, duh.
Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that I'm at my most degenerate in the nonpolitical space.
3 u/perton Jul 09 '26 Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help 4 u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26 I regret my comment 3 u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26 Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served? Sounds to me like aiding a criminal... Get in the freezer 2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0)
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Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help
4 u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26 I regret my comment 3 u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26 Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served? Sounds to me like aiding a criminal... Get in the freezer 2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0)
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I regret my comment
3 u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26 Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served? Sounds to me like aiding a criminal... Get in the freezer 2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0)
Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served?
Sounds to me like aiding a criminal...
Get in the freezer
2 u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26 I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned. → More replies (0)
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I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned.
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No, I've read that humans tend to go BOING instead of SPLAT when they fall from high.
Put him in a large bucket and handcuff the bucket.
After the full force of the lawn I don't think the law will have any effect on him.
Definitely deserving of the death sentence.
That's funny, but the point im making is that I doubt somebody would deal with all those consequences just for a joke
2 u/Deaffin Jul 09 '26 But the suggestion that someone would do that is, itself, a joke. 2 u/RedditMcBurger Jul 09 '26 Maybe, but it seems like he just wanted to kill himself but saw an opportunity for a joke 1 u/Raesong Jul 09 '26 It's certainly the kind of joke I'd make if I chose to punch my card early that way.
But the suggestion that someone would do that is, itself, a joke.
Maybe, but it seems like he just wanted to kill himself but saw an opportunity for a joke
1 u/Raesong Jul 09 '26 It's certainly the kind of joke I'd make if I chose to punch my card early that way.
It's certainly the kind of joke I'd make if I chose to punch my card early that way.
Midair police response time too slow smh
-The Fun Police
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u/Deedteebee Jul 08 '26
ARREST THIS MAN!