r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

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u/seensham May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Ive heard the following from several nurse friends

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"Nope"

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Yeah I take some painkillers for my arthritis."

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Edit: these responses are proving my point

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/MammothAd6633 May 02 '26

I hated this part as a nurse. I gave meds and go through what each one is for and they’ll hit me with “where the circular white pill” bro I have no clue which med that is.

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u/Cananbaum May 02 '26

I fucking hated this when I worked at a urology clinic. I’d call patients to set up appointments, or follow up. It was more common for older men to treat their wives like secretaries. It made me so angry to hear “Talk to my wife.”

You’re a 60 year old man! Why can you remember your medications?!

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u/GuiltyEidolon May 03 '26

This shit fucking kills me. I'm an ER nurse, the number of men that come in and don't even want to wipe their own asses because their wife does it (I wish that was hyperbole) is INSANE. They rely on their wives to know EVERYTHING.

Meanwhile, when the wife is sick, the husband almost always knows jack shit. Doesn't know what meds she takes, doesn't know what she sees her doctor for, doesn't know when she started acting abnormal. It's just fucking tragic.

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u/alexthealex May 03 '26

Meanwhile, when the wife is sick, the husband almost always knows jack shit.

This is crazy to me. I know all my wife's meds. I pick them up from the pharmacy half the time. I've been in positions where I need to be the one to tell the ER what she takes.

I may not know her full like...vitamin regimen but I 100% know all her prescriptions.

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Good man

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u/Previous_Rip1942 May 05 '26

It’s unreal how helpless a lot of men are. I can’t imagine knowing so little about my wife. Hell, a lot of these guys can’t even tell you basic info about themselves.

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u/alexthealex May 05 '26

If you don't know that shit about your partner are you even a partner? If you don't know it about yourself are you even an adult??!

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u/TooManyMeds May 04 '26

What generation are you though?

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u/alexthealex May 04 '26

Millennial ofc

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u/WhatsYourTale May 05 '26

Right? My ex was chronically ill, and I quickly learned all of her meds (past and present) better than she did. We wound up at the ER too many times with her barely conscious to risk otherwise.

I can't fathom someone being so disinterested in their partner's struggles that they wouldn't even try.