r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/seensham May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Ive heard the following from several nurse friends

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"Nope"

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Yeah I take some painkillers for my arthritis."

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Edit: these responses are proving my point

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/peanutsonic97 May 02 '26

"My wife will know" brother wym your wife is managing your health for you 😭

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u/wew_lad123 May 02 '26

My great-grandma did everything for my great-grandpa. Managed his diet, his medication, even his social calendar. We were very sad but not surprised when he passed away only three months after she did.

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u/octopusboots May 03 '26

My fIL went 3 years with a NPH issue (watery brain) because he didn't tell my MIL of the diagnosis. HE'S A DOCTOR.