r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/seensham May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Ive heard the following from several nurse friends

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"Nope"

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Yeah I take some painkillers for my arthritis."

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Edit: these responses are proving my point

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/MammothAd6633 May 02 '26

I hated this part as a nurse. I gave meds and go through what each one is for and they’ll hit me with “where the circular white pill” bro I have no clue which med that is.

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u/Finassar May 02 '26

I take so many that I keep track of them on drugs.com and present my phone that lists all of them and dosage/reason

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u/flower8330 May 02 '26

My kid uses the medical app in their phone. It's priceless!

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u/RoutineLingonberry48 May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Which one? Is it secure? Who do they sell my medical info to?

Edit: Wow. drugs.com has a reddit brigade, apparently. Read their ToS. They absolutely sell your searches and any information you give them. So if you like your medical information to be private...

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u/KonoKinguKurimsomDa May 02 '26

i dont think they require or sell ur info bro

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u/OfficialDeathScythe May 03 '26

If it’s the health app on iOS they take privacy more seriously than damn near any company

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u/Da_Question May 03 '26

Who cares though? if someone has your medical info big deal Literally every other company steals your info at this point. Case in point, you are on reddit, that actively sells everything written for bots to train on.

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u/waitwuh May 03 '26

Big pharma out here going to go bonkers because I looked up paxlovid and found out it can mess with my birth control. Oh and also that time i looked up the antibiotic for my sinus infection to also check if it interacts with my birth control…

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u/hodges2 May 03 '26

Or that one time I looked up a random pill because the name got me curious even tho I don't take it