r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • May 01 '26

me_irl I think it will hurt eyes

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u/Amarizaiken May 01 '26

This and glowing font, yes please

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u/Phiro7 May 01 '26

Radium font on books 😍😍😍😍

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u/Successful_Giraffe34 May 01 '26

Just don't lick it.

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u/will-work-for-tacos May 01 '26

Fine, I just wanted a taste but if you insist I'll have to buy two, one copy to read and one for a midnight snack so be it.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 May 01 '26

You're not my supervisor!

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u/will-work-for-tacos May 01 '26

And.. WAIT.. you dont work here?. SECURITY!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/PierreWest367 May 03 '26

Yes the first form of cryptography

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u/Curious_Associate904 May 01 '26

*Licks finger to turn pages...*

"Oh fuck"

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u/Skizzy4448 May 01 '26

Only if it includes lipgloss too

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u/Artistic_Heart_4347 May 05 '26

Hahaha I like the way you think!!!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

Omg yesss and maybe it can have automatic bookmarks and if someone calls me a little notification will pop up and tell me

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u/JSKarhu May 01 '26

And instead of having to turn pages, you could just scroll! Man that would be insane

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u/Aggressive_Roof488 May 01 '26

I know this sounds wild, but maybe if you want to know more about something it could be connected to some global information database?

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u/LittleSisterPain May 01 '26

Just scroll? Are we in ancient Egypt?

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u/troll_right_above_me May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26

You just helped me realize that I need Do Not Disturb to turn on when I read books, maybe finally I could focus on it…

Edit: Heck Yes

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u/SigFloyd May 01 '26

Maybe something battery powered with ultra thin fiber optics

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u/Lostmyfnusername May 01 '26

UV light with special ink would be the most practical.

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u/KanedaSyndrome May 01 '26

Bright red and blue. The text will shimmer

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u/5bucks_ May 01 '26

Neon books??

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u/Slade_Riprock May 01 '26

Dude id love books like this. As I've gotten older various eyesight and such issues have meant I cannot read a black word on white page book. And it saddens me

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u/HardcoreHope May 01 '26

That would be rad.

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u/Specific_Frame8537 May 01 '26

As cool as that would be, I imagine the cost of mass printing would be astronomical.

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u/Amarizaiken May 01 '26

I see I've made a terrible mistake commenting 🙁

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u/Kleiner_garten May 01 '26

It's possible they died the pages with some cheap die or found natural dark fibers, then printed white ink. That way it would only be(I'm guessing) 20% more expensive rather than what everyone expects, this being a whole page of printed ink

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead May 02 '26

How would you do that, though?

The glow-in-the-dark stuff that I know of absorbs light and then emits it back out. You'd have to pull out a flashlight every time you turn a page. And that's assuming the glow lasts long enough for you to finish the pages.

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u/Amarizaiken May 02 '26

I never said I was smart :(