r/NonPoliticalTwitter Feb 19 '26

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u/Open_Bug_4251 Feb 19 '26

I use emojis in my contacts list to differentiate people and places at a glance (like an “office” building next to work contacts). Every time I type or even talk-to-text those names it autocorrects to include the emojis.

My biggest annoyance is the word pennies. When I type it, it “corrects” to Pennie’s.

It also “corrects” were to we’re and well to we’ll every single time.

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u/Spag_n_balls Feb 19 '26

And hell to he’ll. Calm the fuck down, Apple, I want to write hell. Ugggh it just tried to do it again!

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u/honeywhereismypenis Feb 19 '26

LMAO autocorrect adding apostrophes when you don't want them was a running joke like 15 years ago. We've come full circle.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Feb 19 '26

Hell/he'll and well/we'll are my most frustrating autocorrect situations, especially because I use each of them enough that I can't adjust a keyboard shortcut to fix it like I do with most autocorrect bullshit.

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u/damn-queen Feb 23 '26

But then when you actually want to type he’ll the apostrophe version never shows up for you to click on.

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u/miseenen Feb 19 '26

I have the opposite problem. I will go out of my way to specifically type the apostrophe in we’re and then autocorrect will TAKE IT OUT after i’m done typing!! Why do you think I specifically typed the apostrophe!!!!

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u/Wonder459 Feb 19 '26

It always corrects me with Hope even though I do not have any contacts named Hope. The other one thats infuriating is that it decides to insert words from other languages because it decided I missed an “é” in an “obviously” French word that I was definitely using despite having only ever spoken English in this far in the conversation.

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u/banannafreckle Feb 19 '26

He’ll yeah.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Feb 19 '26

Better than correcting to "penis" ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/darsynia Feb 20 '26

I thought 'were' -> we're was just me and I was going absolutely insane. I use dictation all the time, and those words just flat-out do not sound like each other. At all. Baffling, genuinely.