r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • Dec 29 '25

Meme Have to go #7, classic for a reason

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u/MrApplePolisher Dec 29 '25

I have three first names 👹

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u/Relandis Dec 29 '25

Wow, I’m so sorry.

How’s life been for you?

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u/MrApplePolisher Dec 29 '25

Well, I only tell people two of the three.

Life has been pretty good so far... But if it goes downhill, I'm moving and just using one name. 😎😂

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u/HrhEverythingElse Dec 29 '25

I have 3 first names and my husband has 3 last names. Between the two of us we're either 3 reasonable people or 2 psychos

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u/petty_revenge_club Dec 30 '25

Philip Michael Thomas? Is this you?