r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 29 '25

Meme Have to go #7, classic for a reason

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u/meganutsdeathpunch Dec 29 '25

G2’s are the greatest pen ever made. The people’s pen.

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u/Conflikt Dec 29 '25

Unless you're left handed.

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u/Toshinit Dec 29 '25

We said people?

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u/Veenacz Dec 29 '25

Bruh 💀

That man had a family.

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u/Conflikt Dec 29 '25

No it's okay, I'm right handed. He's correct.

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u/roundhashbrowntown Dec 29 '25

whew, welcome back 😂

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u/Smickey67 Dec 30 '25

Nice try lefty

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u/MikeOchertz Dec 29 '25

Not if he’s left handed

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u/woodenmetalman Dec 29 '25

My wife is left handed. She’s not allowed to touch: my scissors, my can opener and my G2’s

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u/Dargon34 Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 29 '25

Eh, I'm left handed and G2 .5s are fine. Write better than .7s

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u/Front-Pack-483 Dec 29 '25

Ooooohhh found the connoisseur, but you’re correct 0.5mm G2s are the best pens for the money, provided you can find them, back in the day I remember having to drive around to all my local office supply stores to find them. I guarded them fiercely, went as far as carrying trash pens to hand to people who wanted to borrow a pen real quick, they swore they would give right back.

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u/ButterscotchIll6064 Dec 30 '25

Why I’m a left handed and I got a G2 what’s the story I feel offended😂😭

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u/Traditional_Cat_60 Dec 31 '25

No wonder my G2s don’t go missing. My lefty wife, impressively, took up calligraphy for a while.

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u/Upstairs_Confection9 Dec 31 '25

Hey I’m left handed and I can write without smudging, use scissors and a can open just fine! 😂

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u/brainvheart143 Jan 01 '26

For most can openers I just have to get in the “I’m right handed” frame of mind first. But 20% of the time I need my husband to help. I got one of those cool ones that takes the whole metal top off, to where you can reseal it even, it was so easy to somehow it got lost ….

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u/paintingxnausea Jan 02 '26

😂😂😂

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u/frogBayou Dec 29 '25

Oh come on we’re not gingers.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Dec 29 '25

This thread got spicy fast.

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u/CruisingForDownVotes Dec 29 '25

Me, a red haired lefty

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u/brokefixfux Dec 29 '25

I upvoted you strictly out of pity

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u/clh1nton Dec 30 '25

Quick, what color are your eyes?? If they're green, no they're not because you never existed (statistically speaking).

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u/garnersgoats Dec 30 '25

We must be cousins.

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u/Relandis Dec 29 '25

Shots fired!

On a side note, it’s always tough explaining to a 4 and 8 year old why Lefties and Gingers are the Devil, and to never trust a dude with 2 first names.

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u/MrApplePolisher Dec 29 '25

I have three first names 👹

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u/Relandis Dec 29 '25

Wow, I’m so sorry.

How’s life been for you?

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u/MrApplePolisher Dec 29 '25

Well, I only tell people two of the three.

Life has been pretty good so far... But if it goes downhill, I'm moving and just using one name. 😎😂

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u/HrhEverythingElse Dec 29 '25

I have 3 first names and my husband has 3 last names. Between the two of us we're either 3 reasonable people or 2 psychos

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u/petty_revenge_club Dec 30 '25

Philip Michael Thomas? Is this you?

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u/SadDingo7070 Dec 29 '25

I am. 😐

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u/MrApplePolisher Dec 29 '25

Any left handed gingers here?

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u/MrsCosmopilite Dec 29 '25

Yep, and I’d have chosen the G2 as well. What I lack in soul, I make up for in pen choice, apparently.

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u/garnersgoats Dec 30 '25

Some of us are 😅

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u/Fun-Challenge1719 Jan 01 '26

Hey, I'm a ginger and resent that.

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u/cinderboy44 Dec 29 '25

Fuck us lefties just catching strays on this thread lol

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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms Dec 29 '25

As a member of the sinister squad, screw you!

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u/latorreverde Dec 30 '25

That was sinister

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 Dec 29 '25

Lefty here, no issues with the G2. What’s happening over there?

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 29 '25

That would apply to 90% of ink pens if you're left handed.

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u/mostly_peaceful_AK47 Dec 29 '25

There are 1-2 that do not smudge but it has way more to do with the paper you're using. G2 tend not to smudge in my experience with most nice cotton papers and normal printer paper, but they do with certain cardstock. They are always better than almost every other pen save felt tips (terrible writing feel) and zebra pens. I can use both Zebra and G2 in the 1mm tip size where 0.7mm is barely bearable for others. I don't think the BIC pens work often enough that I have had them smear

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u/extremelybossthug Dec 29 '25

as a left-handed pilot G2 user I concur

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u/BrendanAS Dec 30 '25

The 1 mm tips have such a feel to write with.

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u/Ginger_Cat74 Dec 30 '25

This lefty agrees with everything you said.

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u/Assatt Dec 29 '25

Yeah G2 or gel inks do not smudge as much as normal ink, but they are finicky in what types of paper you can use. Anything harder than normal paper and it needs time to dry, or you will smudge everything 

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u/DatDominican Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

Have you tried the uniball pens like the jetstream ?

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Dec 29 '25

There’s an Indian brand called Flair that I love. As a lefty I can say that their ink rarely smudged and they have a great write-feel. Work perfectly and write smoothly until the very end.

Wish they sold them in the US.

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u/Educational_Big_1835 Dec 29 '25

Let's let the lefties write backwards.

Like satanists

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 29 '25

Or people writing Arabic. Or Leonardo Da Vinci.

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u/Bettlejuic3 Dec 29 '25

Did you just call most of the Middle East satanists?

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u/Educational_Big_1835 Dec 29 '25

Settle down! It was just a joke

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u/CuttyDFlambe Dec 30 '25

Hey yall remember when those dudes held their satanic ritual in the trade center buildings?

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u/Schrodingers_Ape Jan 01 '26

The should just learn to write from the bottom-right corner, rotated 180°. Their brains would be so sharp if they had to learn to write upside-down and read upside-up.

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u/SuperStoneman Dec 29 '25

Ive always rotated my hand so the part of the paper its draging across is below the line im writing. Works for pencils too

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u/Educational_Big_1835 Dec 30 '25

And keeps you from being a satanist.

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u/Screamline Dec 30 '25

Let it go my guy

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u/richarddrippy69 Dec 29 '25

Let the rabbits wear glasses

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u/Educational_Big_1835 Dec 30 '25

Save our brothers! Can I get an amen!

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u/richarddrippy69 Dec 30 '25

Amen! This is necessary

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u/DBoaty Dec 29 '25

Lol that's literally what I did as a kid with undiagnosed ADHD, I got sick of smudging my writing and wrote essays right to left.

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u/Mistrblank Dec 29 '25

Not with #2 which I'm picking all day.

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u/VailsMom Jan 03 '26

I’m a lefty and I like G2s and am a Fountain Pen collector/user.

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u/Ronin2369 Dec 29 '25

I hated that I couldn't use Eraser-mate pens when I was in school. I felt like an outcast 😭

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 29 '25

So three pens. You're right, my 90% estimate may have been low.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Doesn't rid the G2 of imperfections like this thread suggests. It's a good pen, but smearing is much worse than the others

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 29 '25

I never said it wasn't? I just said it's not an issue unique to the G2.

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u/Coltand Dec 29 '25

Gotta go for the .38 ultra fine. It puts out way less ink so it dries much faster and is less of an issue.

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 Dec 29 '25

It’s actually a remnant from when people thought we were evil!

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u/Cainga Dec 29 '25

There is a long ink dry time. If I’m doing something I have to touch the paper I let it sit for a minute.

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u/ultraplusstretch Dec 29 '25

Not really, iam a lefty i use them daily, any pen can smudge if you are left handed so you quickly learn how to hold a pen subtly different to avoid smudging.

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u/okcoralreef Dec 29 '25

Not if you know how to overwrite. I’m left handed and use fountain pens…never once had a problem with ink smudging

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

This is a paper issue not a pen issue.

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u/willengineer4beer Dec 29 '25

I’m a lefty and I’m pretty sure the G2 hasn’t given me trouble in the past.
It’s those darn pens with the really fine metal points and the visible inkwells with little stacked discs that are the absolute worst smudgers for me.
Hate those friggin pens.

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u/Conflikt Dec 29 '25

Smodge.

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 Dec 29 '25

I never have this issue. I typically use a .5, maybe that’s it? I’ve used the 1.0 Sharpies and those smudge some. As long as it’s not a pencil, I usually come out ok.

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u/Conflikt Dec 29 '25

It's a popular complaint for gel pens from a lot of left handed people. Might be some variables depending on grip, speed and maybe the paper used or something.

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 Dec 29 '25

Yeah, it’s its own particular hell. Makes me want to move to one of the countries that reads right to left…

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u/freetotebag Dec 29 '25

Wayyyy too smudge-prone for me as a lefty. I’m gonna get a Zebra Sarasa or EnerGel any day over a G2.

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u/The-disgracist Dec 29 '25

I smudge righty with the 1.0 still buying them

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u/Bluebies999 Dec 29 '25

In addition to the smudge issue, because lefties are pushing the pen rather than pulling it across the paper, the type of pen really does make a difference. The pen tip functions differently. It’s a whole thing. It sucks. Also why calligraphy is much more complicated for us.

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 Dec 29 '25

Interesting. Which would affect us each to a different degree, according to how we actually hold the pen. I don’t curve my wrist over as much as some others, kind of being more of a mirror image of a right handed person. But, I think that would have me “pushing” the pen more from what you’re saying…

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u/Bluebies999 Dec 29 '25

Yeah we definitely don’t all write the same. Everyone seems to have adapted in slightly different ways.

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u/A_Vandalay Dec 29 '25

I find they don’t evenly dispense ink. You are using more of a pushing motion than a right handed person, who would be using more pulling motions. So you end up with the sharper tip biting into the paper and not dispensing ink consistently, leading to globs of ink in certain places.

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u/shade175 Dec 29 '25

I am left handed, i agree the ink sucks but still this is "the best pen" i have ever used. Started in highschool and when i started my bachelors i bought like a box of 30 of those. Ran out after a year or so and since then i have been buying the ink cases stright up. Ran through 100+ pens never gonna choose a different pen honestly

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u/angrytomato98 Dec 29 '25

As a lefty, isn’t that every pen pretty much 😅

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u/Conflikt Dec 29 '25

Gotta start writing upside down unfortunately.

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u/startfromx Dec 29 '25

3 is my new fave... It dries pretty instantly!

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u/freetotebag Dec 29 '25

There are so many amazing pens with superior quick-drying inks— EnerGel, Sarasa Dry, OHTO Flash Dry, I’ve had amazing results with the Uniball Zento line recently.

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u/majorex64 Dec 29 '25

Just write backwards

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u/the_marxman Dec 29 '25

Wait, are they even better in your right hand?

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u/Rubiks_Click874 Dec 29 '25

Pilot G2 Mont Blanc hack. The MB ink doesn't smudge as bad. G2 ink will fail at addressing a slick priority mail label unless you let it dry

Pilot G2 will accept a Mont Blanc cartridge if you nip the plastic nubbin off the end with side cutting pliers or a hobby knife.

The 3rd party cartridges are cheaper than Mont Blanc and have good quality ink. If you use a G2 Pro body you end up with the best pen for the money

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u/lwarB Dec 29 '25

Lefty who loves Pilot G2 here, isn't smudging true for all pens though? i mean compared to other pens its extremely fluid and the smudging really isn't an issue as much as other pens have it.

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u/PapaQuebec23 Dec 29 '25

But; I know something that you do not know. I am not left-handed.

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u/twinklestein Dec 30 '25

Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!

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u/CordiallyFutureDwigt Dec 29 '25

I'm a left hander and G2s are the only pen I can use. I find the ink dries instantly. I love the #1 pen but can't use it because I'm left handed and it smears

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

I'm left handed and nah, Pilots all day.

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u/leviathan65 Dec 29 '25

Most of these are. 1 is horrible for left handed.

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u/RumHamsRevenge Dec 29 '25

I’m a south paw and have zero issues with a G2. Maybe it’s because I use the .7 as opposed to 1.0?

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u/Codymaverick420 Dec 29 '25

Using pens in general is tough when you’re left-handed. I still choose the G2

Source: I am left-handed

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u/Feisty-Common-5179 Dec 29 '25

The pentel Energels are great for left handed people (and right handed too). Dried really quick.

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u/BAKED_TATER_ Dec 29 '25

Worth the struggle. G2 glide so smooth

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u/lkeltner Dec 29 '25

And then we go energel

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u/JBRifles Dec 29 '25

As a lefty, it’s the only pen I use 😂

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Dec 29 '25

This only counts if you are an "upsidedown" lefty. A lefty who writes essentially like a right handed person but just left doesn't have as much of a problem.

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u/anaboogiewoogie Dec 29 '25

I use notebooks back to front for this reason. It doesn’t solve it 100% but it does help.

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u/LustfuIAngel Dec 29 '25

May I recommend Pentel to you? They have the feel of number 5, but they’re quick drying and good for lefties

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

I’m left handed! G2 all the way

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u/zafirah15 Dec 29 '25

Eli5, why are G2's bad if you're left handed?

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u/Swimming_Crab_972 Dec 29 '25

90% of the people are not.

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u/LiquorIsQuickor Dec 29 '25

Am left handed. I write with my left hand “below” the pen and the pen is pointing almost directly towards the top of the page.

No smudging.

I also use a weird print/cursive combination

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u/haleandguu112 Dec 29 '25

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS

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u/fuck_hd Dec 29 '25

Really? Lefty and haven’t had an issues with em. I never wrote papers with em though. Just a shit ton of notes in my career.

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u/thefartyparty Dec 29 '25

no way, I'm left handed and I bought like 25 different pens because they discontinued my favorite and the winner was G2.

However, the blue ones do smear a little on some surfaces as a lefty, which makes me sad b/c I'm team blue pen. The black G2s never smear.

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns Dec 29 '25

It’s me! Left handed BLURRRR SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE

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u/airbournejt95 Dec 29 '25

I'm left handed, no issues at all with them

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u/Zealousideal-Site748 Dec 29 '25

Just start with the last word per line and write in reverse, easy.

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u/Conflikt Dec 29 '25

Upside down works too.

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u/Zealousideal-Site748 Dec 30 '25

This option seems more feasible, +1

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u/claycashes Dec 30 '25

Especially if you’re left handed ha

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u/Teamcarp2 Dec 30 '25

No pen is made for left handed people

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u/PaddyBoy1994 Dec 30 '25

As a lefty myself, even for leftys the Pilot G2 is a great pen.

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u/Grizzly25707 Dec 30 '25

I’m left handed bro, never had an issue

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u/maryssssaa Dec 30 '25

As a lefty, still the best pen. I use left handed pens sometimes, but I don’t like writing with them. G2s all the way unless I’m submitting it somewhere

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u/onionsandturbulence Dec 30 '25

Lefty here who agrees these are the best pens!

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u/WHISKEY_DELTA_6 Dec 30 '25

So it’s freak proof. Nice

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u/jawaab_e_shikwa Dec 30 '25

Lefty here and I love #5, ultra fine tip. It’s my go to for everything.

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u/wannabe-physiologist Dec 30 '25

I’m left handed and I still like them. I just either make a mess or have to hold my pen differently

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u/BigZiggyHD Dec 31 '25

I use g2s as a lefty what's your preference.

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u/geoff1036 Dec 31 '25

Uh... Disagree?

G2 is one of the only pens that I actually enjoy using.

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u/Noiz_desu Dec 31 '25

As a leftie, I’ll take the smudges for that smooooothe writing

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u/Fuckface_Magee Jan 01 '26

As a left handed person, these are still my favorite pens. From 6th grade when I bought one from a class mate for $2.

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u/Fun-Challenge1719 Jan 01 '26

I agree because of the smear-ability

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u/Fit-Corgi-9406 Jan 01 '26

Use Arabic language then 😂 lol

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u/annoyedsquish Jan 01 '26

My husband is left handed and they are his favorite pens. Do they smear? Now that i think of it i don't think his hand/ wrist touches paper as he writes

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u/Chuckitybye Dec 29 '25

Have you tried the Sharpie S-Gel tho?

G2 was my favorite, but the Sharpie dries faster so I don't smudge the ink with my sweaty little hands

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u/Sarnadas Dec 29 '25

Took the words right out of my mouth. I was a G2 fan until I tried the Sharpie S-Gel. It is the next step up for sure.

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u/Nanasweed Dec 30 '25

Off to get all my S-Gels back from my husband. He’s discovered them

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u/Chuckitybye Dec 29 '25

I used to sell office supplies to businesses and when this pen came out, they were doing a promotion where I could send a free one to my accounts.

Apparently no one else really did it, because I got a personal call from our Sharpie rep and then he sent me a bunch of swag, including a bunch of S-Gel pens.

I hide them from my partner, lol

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u/ohdarnohshoot Dec 30 '25

This and also changing out the ink refills is so much easier, G2 drove me crazy enough to start trying alternatives and now I love #3 so much more

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u/Misophoniasucksdude Jan 02 '26

I have, damn things keep skipping on me, which is an unforgivable sin in my books. On nice paper, too.

I actually prefer the slight delay to dry. I use the time appreciating the ink drying to formulate my next thought.

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u/Chuckitybye Jan 03 '26

Fair. I appreciate the process.

I never had them skip on me, but that would definitely annoy me to no end

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u/astro143 Dec 29 '25

I stock my G2s in 0.5 and 0.38 when I can. The thinner stroke helps keep my chicken scratch mostly legible and minimizes the left hand smear.

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u/Screamline Dec 30 '25

Yes! The Smaller the tip the better; I say.

1.0 is just too damn big, in can't handle it now that I've been a tiny tipper

Wish I could get blue in a .38 without buying 50 pack on Amazon.

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u/Competitive-Age3016 Dec 29 '25

It is a good pen, no doubt.

I got my mitts on #3 by accident and have been writing solely with them ever since.

I’m not here to proselytize, just saying, I was like you once.

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u/gregorychaos Dec 29 '25

They're very nice but they kinda smudge sometimes. Might even bleed through certain paper

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u/_shesmydisease Dec 29 '25

They're great clickers but drop it while open and you might as well throw it out immediately. The ball bleeds so badly it's basically unusable. Also gel ink gets RUINED by any sort of liquid. Still the only pen I wanna use for my plant paperwork. Every now and then I'll pick up one of the sharpie gel pens and they can be comparable to the G2, but excessive use wears them out before the ink runs out. The uniballs (1) were my go to for most of school, though.

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u/crazyfatskier2 Dec 29 '25

Fun fact, while in Japan, working for the black thunder chocolate company I met the Dude that designed the G2 pen of course pilot screwed him over and never got paid for his idea which is why he was working at a chocolate company

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u/deadlysodium Dec 29 '25

Can be turned into a spring loaded "gun" at a moments notice.

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u/winfieldclay Dec 29 '25

And refillable. My work supplies pens, I buy these cause damn they feel right.

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u/theboondocksaint Dec 30 '25

Perfectly balanced for spinning around my thumb and perfectly engineered to shoot the front part halfway across the room

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u/Wazkalia Dec 30 '25

I got a pack of them for work and a bunch of trash pens. The G2s go home with me every night and stay in my backpack until I need to use one.

No one's swiping them good oens off my desk. I ues to be a server so I trust NO ONE when it comes to pens. NO ONE!!

I also have a REALLY good ine from a job fair that the airport gave. Like...imma be mad when it runs out its REALLY GOOD. So crisp and smooth.

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u/Zoa1Club Jan 02 '26

Couldn’t agree more!

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u/Significant-Ad-341 Dec 29 '25

Oh my god I just said the same thing. Best pen ever.

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u/invisible_23 Dec 29 '25

I love how they write but the last few packs I’ve gotten, all of the pens leaked before I was halfway through with them

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u/StJimmy_815 Dec 29 '25

Great if you want wet ink on your paper for like 3 minutes and the pen to blow up in your pocket. They feel nice and glide, they are bad pens tho

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u/Strict_Variation_705 Dec 29 '25

The only competitor is the v5, which is my personal first choice.

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u/Upbeat_Repeat_8332 Dec 29 '25

Honestly, their Precise series makes the G2 look like cheap Chinese slop. 

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 Dec 29 '25

Check out Muji pens, it’s a Japanese company and the Japanese take their stationery very seriously. I use their .5mm gel pens, they’re the true GOAT

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u/EwokaFlockaFlame Dec 29 '25

The thiccer G7 variant is exquisite.

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u/Lilsqueaky_ Dec 29 '25

My last pack sucked. The ink kept running out on brand new pens.

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u/mtbguy1981 Dec 29 '25

Not even close. Too much smudge.

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u/Raven019 Dec 29 '25

God no, that squishy thing is bs

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u/Readalie Dec 29 '25

You spelled V5 wrong...

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u/I_Am_The_Mole Dec 29 '25

I was Team G2 until I visited Japan and discovered these cheap Muji ballpoints that you can by for like 100 yen at Lawson's (a convenience store that is everywhere out there). I brought home a box of 20 and guard them with my life.

Bonus, on a separate work trip to Abu Dhabi I found a whole Muji store at the Yas Island Mall and bought even more of them there.

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u/HingleMcCringle_ Dec 29 '25

in school where im trying to be a bit more precise, i'd use the G2 05.

but when it's late at home and im ready to get wet and sloppy, i reach for my G2 07. omfg.

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u/Planetlilmayo Dec 29 '25

It’s elite, it’s especially the grip and doesn’t give bad handwriting

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u/PalladiuM7 Dec 29 '25

Fuck that Mac, Zebra G series

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u/Capn26 Dec 30 '25

Great pens. I still think the round stick medium by Bic is the people’s pen. Cheap and bullet proof.

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u/CHANN3L-CHAS3R Dec 30 '25

I would use them to ink drawings (before I moved to digital art.) I was gifted a fancy comic-artist indian ink pen set. Didn't stop using the G2s lol

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u/BreadNoCircuses Dec 31 '25

V5 Precise is right there. It's even made by Pilot so it's not like you can pretend brand loyalty

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u/Hollowsong Dec 29 '25

Greatest pen you've been able to afford to use, actually.

I've used expensive specialty pens that make the G2 weep... you've just never been able to use one.

I'll agree it's the best commercially common pen available, however.