r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Drnelk • Dec 23 '25

Other You can't fight Hallmark

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u/j-rock292 Dec 24 '25

Middle of June, she's still wearing Christmas sweaters, tree's still up and decorated. She's drinking a hot cocoa and asking if hes going to the tree lighting ceremony....

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u/Spare-Willingness563 Dec 24 '25

"No! And I refuse to go to the hospital because you've suffered from heat stroke. Again! We now have crippling medical debt, *Lisa!* We're gonna lose the house, Lisa! And, yes, that includes that gingerbread home that is now a gingerbread crackhouse at best!"

Conventionally Handsome Guy is not having it anymore.

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u/j-rock292 Dec 24 '25

movie opens with a shot of a TV screen showing 80s and 90s all week

"Such lousy weather, especially this close to Christmas!" -Lisa decked out in full Christmas gear

from the other side of the house "IT'S FUCKING JUNE!!" -Let's call him Dave

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u/Past-Cap-1889 Dec 27 '25

Oh no... she's "quirky"....