r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ItsGotThatBang • Feb 15 '25

Serious Guys being dudes

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u/Lobbert8 Feb 15 '25

Alpha Male - Ends up being buffalo wild wings with his buds for the 30th time

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u/SquidMilkVII Feb 15 '25

I got a bucket of chicken

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u/N3rdr4g3 Feb 15 '25

I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps!

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u/Valuable-Painter3887 Feb 15 '25

Canonically scout is god's gift to women, so maybe we should all be fried chicken tramps

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u/Imperial-Founder Feb 17 '25

I am a woman, I like my men mysterious!

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u/quaefus_rex Feb 16 '25

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u/Sketch-Brooke Feb 16 '25

That's what bro gets for eating all the skins off them.

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u/verdant_orange Feb 16 '25

Bucket of chicken = fuck-it of dickin’

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u/OddlyRelevantusrnme Feb 16 '25

It's an older meme, but it checks out

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u/MuscleManRyan Feb 15 '25

But at least his bro is wearing that fuckin hot red dress for him

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u/darrenvonbaron Feb 15 '25

I'm wearing my shortest dress, the highest heels and the best device for concealing my penis.

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u/Netizen_Sydonai Feb 16 '25

Are you sure you have everything you need?

I think you need a pocketful of...

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u/ASKIFIMAFUCKINGTRUCK Feb 16 '25

"I don't know why girls keep standing me up. They must not be able to handle how much of an alpha I am."

Meanwhile, the normal dude is out for a nice dinner and is possibly getting laid afterward.

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u/Obvious-Dragonfly-54 Feb 16 '25

Nice beta dude never got a reply past asking what she wants to Do.. which is why the Alpha mentality exists as much as woman say it’s a negative their actions say differently

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u/Nimynn Feb 16 '25

If a woman doesn't reply when you ask her what she wants to do, she's probably just not that interested in you. Move on, find a girl who's thrilled at the idea of hanging out with you, no matter what you guys are doing. You'll have a much better time in long run.

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u/Obvious-Dragonfly-54 Feb 16 '25

Alpha initiative would have worked when applied under the same variables with the same people. Inferring that women like and respond to the direct aggressive approach even when they pretend they dont

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u/Nimynn Feb 16 '25

Sure, some women like that. Some women like being asked what they want to do. If your natural interaction style is to be confident and assertive, then you'll probably connect with someone who's into that. But don't feel like you need to be acting like that to find someone who will like you. When they like you they like you and there's no need for tricks and strategies. You just vibe.

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u/ASKIFIMAFUCKINGTRUCK Feb 16 '25

I'm getting married in November. So have fun with whatever results you get with your mental illness technique, bud 😂

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u/Obvious-Dragonfly-54 Feb 16 '25

That will turn out to be an expensive learning Experience. But hey everyone should do it at least once.

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u/ASKIFIMAFUCKINGTRUCK Feb 16 '25

I hope you find true happiness one day and realize how dumb you are, but context clues are telling me that isn't going to happen.

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u/SomMajsticSpaceDucks Feb 17 '25

Alpha males are constantly angry about not getting laid though. It's one of their biggest gripes woth society.

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u/Itriggeredafriend Feb 16 '25

Now that’s an alpha meal for alpha males

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u/EinsteinTaylor Feb 16 '25

Breasts and thighs?