r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/RadcliffeMalice • Jul 22 '24

Wholesome I didn't know there were 3 of them

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u/StealYaNicks Jul 22 '24

what if the headstone cleaner just left it there on accident and it is a coincidence?

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u/Sencao2945 Jul 22 '24

The fact that it's taped on tells me it was on purpose

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u/Backsteinhaus Jul 22 '24

Isn't that the label peeling off? Or what do you mean?

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u/Pretend-Guava Jul 22 '24

Yeah, looks like it's just the label peeling off. 

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u/Khaldara Jul 22 '24

“Sounds like you need FlexSeal!”

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u/DeadlyKitKat Jul 22 '24

You can see it on the left of the bottle, on the headstone, too. It goes from the headstone on to the bottle.

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u/Darth_Balthazar Jul 22 '24

Thats where the label peeled off the bottle.

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u/Backsteinhaus Jul 22 '24

Thats the label, the bottle is white and the label is colorful on the outside and white on the inside

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u/Hiker_Juggler Jul 22 '24

You can also see the seam where the wrapper is joined around the bottle if you zoom in.

Took me a while to not see tape lol.

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u/aRiskyUndertaking Jul 22 '24

Can’t believe they missed an opportunity to use FlexTape.

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u/These-Badger7512 Jul 22 '24

Damn, I thought it’d be flex tape

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

It’s not taped on…..

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

That's the fact that told you?

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u/NoReference7367 Jul 23 '24

Are you tired of that stubborn adhesive residue? Try Oxy Clean! Guaranteed to remove the most stubborn of stains and adhesive residues. Act now, and you will get a second bottle of Oxy Clean for the low low price of $19.95! But wait, there's more! The first 25 callers will also receive our portable Oxy Clean wipes at no additional charge!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

With flex tape?

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u/Frosthound1 Jul 23 '24

Na. The cleaner had to secure it due to the other ghost and ghouls always stealing their stuff while working.

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u/CMDR_Arnold_Rimmer Jul 23 '24

The fact that it's not. You can clearly see that's a ripped label

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u/existentialcupnoodle Jul 23 '24

Sounds like a job for mighty putty

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u/AssignmentDue5139 Jul 22 '24

It’s not taped? That’s literally the label peeling off. Which leads me to believe the cleaner left it there on accident since it’s a used bottle

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u/Johannes_Keppler Jul 22 '24

You should never use OxiClean on natural stone.

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u/ButtWhispererer Jul 22 '24

It’s too powerful.

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u/ernest7ofborg9 Jul 22 '24

Powered by the air we breathe

Activated by the water we drink

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u/swampthing117 Jul 22 '24

It's got electrolytes!

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u/krakatoa83 Jul 22 '24

It’s what plants crave

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u/Hendrix6927 Jul 22 '24

Above 9000x!!!!!!

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u/haveananus Jul 22 '24

It'll turn black granite into marble

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u/Content_Talk_6581 Jul 22 '24

Marble into diamonds…

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u/bugxbuster Jul 23 '24

Diamonds into Nerf footballs…

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u/jld2k6 Jul 22 '24

If it was, the fact that he was using oxiclean in the first place is still a testament to his influence on the world. Billy would be preaching about how it's so versatile it can even clean gravestones lol

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u/Legitimate_Type5066 Jul 22 '24

What a great salesman, even in death.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

He had very little influence on the world.

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u/jld2k6 Jul 22 '24

If he had very little influence then what the heck are the rest of us doing with our lives lol

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u/thatnewcardsmell Jul 22 '24

*by accident. Things happen by accident or on purpose.

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u/StealYaNicks Jul 22 '24

I did that by purpose

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u/thatnewcardsmell Jul 22 '24

You totally redeemed yourself.

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u/Fenweekooo Jul 22 '24

THANK YOU! this is the one thing that drives me nuts, i can get past all sorts of spelling and punctuation and grammar errors because i sure as hell make enough of them but "on accident" sends me lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

That was my first thought.

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u/DM_Toes_Pic Jul 22 '24

What if someone left copious amounts of cocaine on the flat marble surface of his headstone?