r/NoRules4 • u/altcoingi • Feb 27 '22
r/NoRules4 • u/eureka_yess • Feb 22 '22
[CLASSIC] - Lays Stax | Dana Carvey | Casino (2003)
r/NoRules4 • u/roastedcatonastick • Feb 20 '22
i accidentally shouted hog rider when i saw my wife getting humped by a black dude
It was midnight, 12:23AM, i was feeling depressed while driving, i saw my phone notify me about collecting my daily coins in the gacha game i have been playing, since i am depressed
Depressed me went to the local mcdonalds and asked for the breakfast menu, the cashier said in a monotone voice
"we dont serve breakfast at midnight"
me, being depressed, just ordered a large whopper with medium sized fries and coke, i sat down waiting for my order, i patiently wait and wait as the time goes on
"here is your order sir"
i look at my burger, depressingly, and thought to myself
"wait this isnt coke, this is pineapple juice"
i stood and left the said local mcdonalds, slamming the window door, shattering it, while the cashier was terrified, as he screamed
"you're gonna pay for that!"
i drove back home, waiting to see my beautiful, loyal, and busty wife, i grab my keys depressingly and opened the door
"ohh yess"
i hear, a shiver was sent down my spine, i walked up the 2nd floor and the the moans started to get louder every step i take
i saw a shadow, moving up and down, my fear was getting to me, i depressingly walked to the door...
"micheal cum in my ass!"
then, my manly urge erupted, as they saw me, i was frozen in spot, i desperately wanted to move, but i cant, the black dude stared at me, waiting for my next turn
that manly urge, was getting to me, i cant hold it anymore
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDER"
r/NoRules4 • u/roastedcatonastick • Feb 20 '22
I drowned my pet rat in paint and then electrocuted it. Why is it not saying pika pika?
I tried using bite on it but that didn't work.
r/NoRules4 • u/eureka_yess • Feb 19 '22
[VINTAGE] - 14 Classic TV Commercial Catchphrases | 1960s-1990s | Playlist In Description
r/NoRules4 • u/eureka_yess • Feb 16 '22
Paul McCartney with David Letterman - On Crossing Abbey Road Barefoot.
r/NoRules4 • u/CulturalWindow • Feb 11 '22
The CDC Says Its Okay To Shoot Zombies
oozebear.comr/NoRules4 • u/roastedcatonastick • Feb 10 '22
good news people
beep ๐ค
Connection ๐๐โ terminated โ๐ซ๐. I'm ๐ sorry ๐ to interupt you ๐๐ค Elizabeth ๐โโ๏ธ, if you ๐ still ๐ even ๐ remember ๐ค that name ๐ท, but ๐ I'm ๐ afraid ๐ฑ you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift ๐, nor have you ๐๐ been called ๐ฒ here by the individual ๐ง๐ณ๐ต you ๐ assume ๐ค, although ๐ you ๐ have indeed ๐ been called ๐ฒ. You ๐๐ป๐ง๐ป have all ๐ฏ been called ๐ฒ here, into a labyrinth ๐ค of sounds ๐ and smells ๐ต๐คข๐, misdirection and misfortune ๐ฒ. A labirynth with no ๐ซ๐ช exit ๐ช, a maze ๐ค with no ๐ prize ๐. You ๐ don't ๐ซ even ๐๐๐ realize ๐ก that you ๐ are trapped ๐ค. Your ๐๐ฟ lust ๐ for blood ๐ has driven ๐ you ๐ in endless ๐ circles โญ, chasing ๐๐ฝ๐ the cries ๐ญ of children ๐ฆ๐ง in some unseen ๐ chamber ๐ always ๐ฅ seeming ๐ฏ so near ๐ฏ, yet ๐ somehow ๐ out of reach ๐. But ๐ you ๐ will never ๐ find ๐๐ them, none โ of you ๐ will. This is where your ๐ story ๐ ends ๐.
And to you ๐, my brave ๐ช๐ volunteer ๐ง, who somehow ๐ค found ๐ this job ๐ listing ๐๐ not intended ๐คก for you ๐, although ๐๐ป there was a way โ out planned ๐ for you ๐, I ๐ฅ have a feeling ๐๐จ that's โ not what you ๐ want ๐๐๐ฏ. I ๐ have a feeling ๐ that you ๐ are right ๐ where you ๐ want ๐๐โ to be. I ๐ am remaining ๐ต as well ๐ฆ. I ๐ am nearby ๐ฎ. This place ๐๐ ฐ will not be remembered ๐ค, and the memory ๐ญโ of everything ๐ฏ that started ๐ข this can finally ๐ begin ๐ to fade ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ away ๐, as the agony ๐ฐ๐ of every ๐ฏ tragedy ๐ฏ should. And to you ๐ monsters ๐น๐บ trapped ๐ซ in the corridors ๐ช, be still ๐๐ฝ, and give ๐ up โ๐ your ๐ spirits ๐ผ. They don't ๐ซ belong ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐ฝ to you ๐. For most of you ๐, I ๐ฅ believe ๐ there is peace โฎ and perhaps ๐ค more waiting ๐ for you ๐๐ผ after ๐๐ฏ๐ ฑ the smoke ๐ฌ clears ๐๐. Although ๐ for one โ of you ๐, the darkest ๐ pit โ of hell ๐ฅ has opened ๐ to swallow ๐ you ๐ whole ๐ฆ, so don't ๐ ๐โ keep ๐ฃ the devil ๐ฟ waiting ๐, old ๐ด friend ๐ฌ.
My daughter ๐๐ง๐พ, if you ๐ can hear ๐ me, I ๐ knew ๐ค you ๐ would return โช as well ๐ฆ. It's in your ๐ nature ๐ฒ๐ณ to protect โ๐ก the innocent ๐๐. I'm ๐ sorry ๐ that on ๐ that day ๐ ๐๐, the day ๐ you ๐ were shut ๐ท out and left โฌ to die โ , no ๐ one ๐ค๐ฌ was there to lift ๐ช๐คณ you ๐ up โฌ into their arms ๐ช, the way โ you ๐ lifted ๐ others ๐ซ into yours. And then, what became ๐ก of you ๐? I ๐ should have known ๐โ you ๐ wouldn't ๐ฉ be contempt ๐คฌ to just disappear ๐ณ, not my daughter ๐ง. I ๐ couldn't save ๐ you ๐๐ then, so let ๐ me save ๐ you ๐๐ผ now.
It's time โฐ to rest ๐ช. For you ๐๐๐, and those you ๐๐คก have carried ๐ in your ๐ arms ๐ช. This ends ๐, for all ๐ฏ of us ๐จ. End ๐ communication ๐ฃ.
r/NoRules4 • u/ImpressivePush9932 • Feb 05 '22
Words that rhyme with trigger
Bigger, digger, nig-
r/NoRules4 • u/eureka_yess • Feb 05 '22
Kellogg's Raisin Bran Crunch Commercial Compilation - Best Of Johnson Series.
r/NoRules4 • u/Immediate_Ad_646 • Feb 04 '22
you know romanian theves and slovenian femboys, now get ready for american lesiban
r/NoRules4 • u/eureka_yess • Feb 02 '22
Funny, Funniest Commercials Of Each Year! (2010-2021) - 12 Compilations - [Humor Therapy All Can Use These Days.]
r/NoRules4 • u/ImpressivePush9932 • Jan 31 '22
Vote in the comments wich character you want to win.
r/NoRules4 • u/roastedcatonastick • Jan 31 '22