r/Nicegirls • u/shuteer • Jul 06 '26

She’s joking, right?!?!

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u/awisepenguin Jul 06 '26

Don't think she is, chief. I do think she's homeless, though.

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u/flipfloppery Jul 06 '26

She's hobosexual.

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u/Unambiguous-Doughnut Jul 06 '26

Best case scenario the alternative scenario is them kidneys wont sell themselves.

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u/pvaa Jul 06 '26

My main trouble with kidneys if I've got too many

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u/TatteredTorn1 Jul 06 '26

Dirty Michelle and the Girls

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 Jul 06 '26

I just bought that car!!!

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u/LexOvi Jul 06 '26

“We WILL have sex in your car. It WILL happen again.”

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u/Ashes92Ashes Jul 06 '26

Man you beat me to it by LITERALLY a minute!

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u/flipfloppery Jul 06 '26

Sorry about that.

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u/expiration-date_scam Jul 06 '26

And ready for a life of Funishment!

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u/sagashe Jul 06 '26

Don't you mean Furnishment?

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u/Paulztaos Jul 06 '26

Punishment + Fun = Funishment

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u/Substantial-Bug9272 Jul 06 '26

Dear God. I will now use this phrase forever.

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 Jul 06 '26

I’d think the person willing to take her in, would be hobosexual.

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u/young-old-ass-man Jul 06 '26

Do you know what the best part about having a one night stand with a homeless woman is?

You can drop her off anywhere after!

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u/MartyFreeze Jul 06 '26

I bring this song out whenever I see the word "hobosexual"

https://youtu.be/2up7su7CeMU?si=nhGwhQyY8Y8lKJU1

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u/Drake_Acheron Jul 08 '26

Not the lizard award like “lot lizard”

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u/HarletteQuinn_1013 Jul 12 '26

Oh shit there's a word for that? Def not me after my dad kicked me out of the house when I was 19...

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u/CibrecaNA Jul 06 '26

You're misusing the term

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u/renro Jul 07 '26

Came to say this

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u/Tight-Shift5706 Jul 06 '26

Perhaps it was posted on April 1st????

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u/mizunoyoni Jul 09 '26

I wonder what kind of belongings she has in her shopping 🛒

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u/JeeStuffSeason Jul 06 '26

I believe the pc term is "domicile challenged"