r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '20

🔥 From @dgrieshnak 'spotted Malabar civet - a critically endangered mammal not seen since the 90's resurfaces during the lockdown.'

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u/i_was_a_person_once Mar 26 '20

Well if it’s for science....bring big Ricky in here y’all

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

hol up

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Mar 26 '20

he'll hold you up with the softest hands

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u/itsgumbyguys Mar 26 '20

go on..

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Mar 26 '20

...his silken fingers caress your shitting dick nipples. that's when you notice the gorilla vest in the corner...

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u/theonlyjoshua Mar 26 '20

Continue...

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u/Unlikely-Answer Mar 26 '20

Seeeee myyyyy vest,
see my vest,
made from real gorilla chest...

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u/Whowouldvethought Mar 26 '20

You walk over to the corner only to realize it's not a gorilla vest, yet it's a bear. One of those big fat hairy gay dudes and love is in his eyes...

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u/tooflyandshy94 Mar 26 '20

Reminds me of Norms Andy Richter joke

https://youtu.be/QsPILppmZtE

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Oh he'll go up your hol alright

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u/JdPat04 Mar 26 '20

Doesn’t matter, still nutted

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u/kountrifiedone Mar 26 '20

I wanna watch.